Raw Results
03/04/24
Welcome ladies and gentlemen to WWE Raw! We are coming to you live from Anaheim, California! I’m Jerry “The King” Lawler, alongside the hardcore legend himself, Mick Foley, and folks, tonight is shaping up to be an absolute barnburner!
That’s right, Jerry! Tonight, we’ve got a main event that’s got the WWE Universe buzzing with excitement! Big E, the powerhouse of positivity, is set to go toe-to-toe with the high-flying sensation, the returning Rey Mysterio Jr.! It’s a clash of styles, a battle of wills, and you do not want to miss it!
Absolutely, Mick! Big E has been on an absolute tear lately, but you can never count out the master of the 619, Rey Mysterio Jr.! These two are going to leave it all in the ring tonight, and I, for one, cannot wait to see who comes out on top! So grab your snacks, find your seat, and get ready for an unforgettable night of WWE action right here in Anaheim!
[Backstage at WWE Raw, CEO Jeff Murrey is standing with Thomas Ian Griffith, who played Terry Silver in the Karate Kid Part III and from the Cobra Kai franchise. Murrey is shaking Griffith’s hand enthusiastically.]
Murrey: Thomas, welcome to the WWE family! We are beyond thrilled to have you on board as our new VP of Celebrities. Your experience and charisma are going to take us to new heights! Hopefully keep Zabka in check. That guy is a joke.
Griffith: Thank you, Jeff! I’m excited to be here and to bring some Hollywood flair to the world of wrestling.
[Murrey beams with pride, gesturing towards the cameras nearby.]
Murrey: And just think of the possibilities, Thomas! With your star power and our WWE superstars, we’re going to create some truly unforgettable moments!
[Griffith grins mischievously and looks directly into the cameras.]
Griffith: Oh, you ain’t seen nothing yet. Now that I’m here, the real fun begins!
[Murrey chuckles nervously as Griffith walks off, leaving Murrey to wonder just what he’s gotten himself into.]
Segment Two
[In the WWE locker room, The Rock is seething with anger as he confronts Samoa Joe, who is sitting on a bench, lacing up his boots.]
The Rock: Well, well, well, look who decided to show his face back here in the WWE locker room. The great Samoa Joe, huh? Or should I say, the great failure?
Samoa Joe looks up, surprised by The Rock’s sudden aggression.
Samoa Joe: Whoa, Rock, what’s your problem?
The Rock: My problem? My problem is you, Joe! You went off to All Empty Wrestling, thinking you were gonna be some big shot, and what happened? You lost, Joe! You lost and you came crawling back here like some pathetic little puppy.
[The tension in the room is palpable as The Rock steps closer to Joe, his eyes blazing with fury.]
The Rock: You know what, Joe? You don’t deserve to be here. You don’t deserve to share the same ring as legends like me. You wanna know why? Because you’re nothing but a failure, Joe. And failures don’t belong in the WWE.
[Without warning, The Rock grabs Joe and hoists him up, delivering a thunderous Rock Bottom onto the hard concrete floor of the locker room. The impact echoes through the room as Joe writhes in pain.]
The Rock: Joe, you can take your sorry ass back to AEW where you belong. Because here in the WWE, there’s only one king, and that’s me, The Rock!
Opening Contest
The Viking Raiders versus Rhythm and Blues
[The WWE ring is set for an epic tag team showdown. The Viking Raiders, Erik and Ivar, stand tall, ready to unleash their fury upon their opponents. Across the ring, the legendary duo of The Honky Tonk Man and Greg “The Hammer” Valentine enter, oozing confidence and experience.]
Jerry Lawler: Oh, what a match we have in store tonight, folks! The powerhouse Viking Raiders taking on the seasoned veterans, The Honky Tonk Man and Greg “The Hammer” Valentine!
Mick Foley: This is gonna be one for the ages, King! Let’s see if the brute strength of the Viking Raiders can overcome the cunning tactics of these legends.
[The bell rings, and the match is underway. Erik and Honky Tonk Man start things off, with Honky Tonk Man trying to use his speed and agility to outmaneuver the Viking Raider. But Erik is relentless, overpowering his opponent with sheer force.]
Jerry Lawler: Erik is a force to be reckoned with, Mick! He’s not letting Honky Tonk Man get any breathing room!
Mick Foley: That’s right, King! But you can never count out the wily tactics of The Honky Tonk Man!
[As the match progresses, both teams exchange blows, with Greg “The Hammer” Valentine getting tagged in and delivering some punishing strikes to Erik. But the Viking Raider refuses to stay down, fighting back with everything he’s got.]
Jerry Lawler: Erik is showing incredible resilience here, Mick! But can he withstand the onslaught from Greg “The Hammer” Valentine?
Mick Foley: It’s gonna be close, King! But never underestimate the power of the Viking Raiders!
In a dramatic turn of events, Erik manages to tag in Ivar, who comes in like a whirlwind, taking down both Honky Tonk Man and Greg “The Hammer” Valentine with his unmatched agility and strength.]
Jerry Lawler: And here comes Ivar, unleashing his fury on both members of the opposing team!
Mick Foley: The Viking Raiders are on fire, King! They’re not letting up for a second!
With the momentum firmly in their favor, the Viking Raiders execute their devastating finisher, The Viking Experience, on Honky Tonk Man, securing the victory to the roaring cheers of the WWE Universe.
Jerry Lawler: What a match, Mick! The Viking Raiders proving once again why they’re one of the most dominant tag teams in WWE!
Mick Foley: Absolutely, King! They may have faced some legendary opposition, but tonight, the Viking Raiders reign supreme!
Winners: The Viking Raiders
Segment Three
[Backstage in the bustling WWE locker room area, Gunther is seen pacing back and forth, a determined look etched on his face. Drew McIntyre and Damian Priest are nearby, engaged in conversation. Gunther approaches them, his gaze unwavering.]
Gunther: Drew, Damian, I need to speak with you both.
[Drew and Damian turn to face Gunther, curious about his sudden intensity.]
Drew McIntyre: What’s on your mind, Gunther?
Gunther: I’ll cut straight to the chase. I want to challenge both of you to a Triple Threat match at Then Now Forever 2.
[Drew and Damian exchange glances, intrigued by Gunther’s proposal.]
Damian Priest: Triple Threat, huh? That’s a bold move, Gunther. Why do you want to face both of us at once?
Gunther: Because I want to defeat the best. Drew, you’re the Scottish Warrior, a formidable opponent with a fierce fighting spirit. Damian, you’re the Archer of Infamy, known for your agility and cunning in the ring. If I want to prove myself as one of the best, I need to face both of you and come out on top.
[Drew and Damian nod in understanding, impressed by Gunther’s determination.]
Drew McIntyre: I respect your ambition, Gunther. Consider the challenge accepted.
Damian Priest: Count me in too. Let’s make this match one to remember.
[Gunther smiles, satisfied with their response, knowing that the Triple Threat match at Then Now Forever 2 will be a battle for the ages.]
Gunther: Gentlemen, may the best man win. And at Then Now Forever 2, that man will be me.
[With the challenge laid down, Gunther walks away, ready to prepare for the biggest match of his career.]
Main Event
Big E versus Rey Mysterio Jr
The main event of WWE Raw is about to kick off, with the WWE Universe buzzing with anticipation as Big E and Rey Mysterio Jr. make their way to the ring. The atmosphere is electric as the two superstars prepare to square off.
Jerry Lawler: Ladies and gentlemen, it’s time for our main event of the evening! Big E, the powerhouse of positivity, is set to go one-on-one with the returning Rey Mysterio Jr. in what promises to be an epic showdown!
Mick Foley: Oh, you can feel the excitement in the air, King! Big E and Rey Mysterio Jr. are two of the most dynamic competitors in WWE, and tonight, they’re going to leave it all in the ring!
[The bell rings, and the match is underway. Big E and Rey Mysterio Jr. waste no time, locking up in the center of the ring, each determined to prove their dominance.]
Jerry Lawler: Big E with the power advantage, but Rey Mysterio Jr. with the speed and agility! This is going to be a clash of styles, folks!
Mick Foley: Absolutely, King! And don’t count out Rey Mysterio Jr.’s experience and high-flying abilities!
[As the match progresses, both superstars pull out all the stops, delivering jaw-dropping moves and near-falls that have the WWE Universe on the edge of their seats.]
Jerry Lawler: What a back-and-forth battle we’re witnessing, Mick! Big E and Rey Mysterio Jr. are giving it everything they’ve got!
Mick Foley: It’s anyone’s game at this point, King! But who will be the one to emerge victorious?
[In a dramatic turn of events, Big E manages to overpower Rey Mysterio Jr., hoisting him up for his signature finishing move, the Big Ending.]
Jerry Lawler: Big E with the Big Ending! This could be it, folks!
Mick Foley: Rey Mysterio Jr. is in trouble, King! Will Big E be able to seal the deal?
With a thunderous crash, Big E drives Rey Mysterio Jr. into the mat, securing the pinfall victory to the roar of the WWE Universe.]
Jerry Lawler: What a match, Mick! Big E proving once again why he’s a force to be reckoned with in WWE!
Mick Foley: Absolutely, King! And although Rey Mysterio Jr. gave it his all, tonight belongs to Big E!
Winner: Big E
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NXT Level Up Results
03/05/24
Welcome, fight fans, to NXT Level Up! I’m Jerry “The King” Lawler, and joining me tonight on commentary is none other than the notorious Conor McGregor!
Conor: That’s right, Jerry! It’s an honor to be here calling the action alongside you. Tonight, we’ve got a clash of titans as Brock Anderson steps into the ring against the Bruiserweight, Pete Dunne!
Jerry: It’s sure to be a barnburner, Conor! Two young stars looking to make a name for themselves in the NXT universe. Let’s head backstage though because I am being told that General Manager, Camden Cross has an announcement.
Backstage
[Backstage at NXT Level Up, General Manager Camden Cross is pacing nervously as he waits for the Head of Makeup and Wardrobe. Suddenly, the door swings open, and in walks Fandango, dressed in his signature flashy attire, sunglasses perched on his head.]
Camden Cross: Fandango! Thank you for coming. As the newly appointed Head of Makeup and Wardrobe, we have high hopes for you to bring some flair to our superstars’ looks.
Fandango: [Strikes a dramatic pose] Fear not, Camden! The fashion gods have arrived, and I am here to sprinkle some glitter and glam all over NXT!
Camden Cross: [Chuckles nervously] That’s great to hear, Fandango. We just have a few guidelines we’d like you to follow. Keep it professional, cost-effective, and, uh, maybe tone down the sequins a tad?
Fandango: [Gasps dramatically] But sequins are my specialty! They’re like my fashion soulmates!
Camden Cross: [Sighs] Okay, okay. Just… maybe not on everything. We don’t want our wrestlers looking like disco balls out there.
Fandango: Understood, Camden. I’ll work my magic while keeping it tasteful. And don’t worry, I’ll make sure everyone shines bright like a diamond!
Camden Cross: [Raises an eyebrow] Let’s hope so, Fandango. Now, about your other role as a board member…
[Before Camden can finish his sentence, Fandango twirls out of the room, leaving a trail of glitter in his wake.]
Camden Cross: [Shaking his head] This is going to be interesting…
Johnny Lawerence walks in a few seconds later.
Lawerence: “Hey, Camden, you won’t believe what happened last night. I ran into Ryback’s mom, and let me tell you, she gave me the best gum job I’ve ever had!”
Camden Cross: [Grimacing] Johnny, come on, man! We don’t need to hear about your… uh, dental hygiene experiences.
Johnny Lawrence: [Laughs] Relax, Camden, I’m just messing with you. But seriously, she could teach a master class!
Camden Cross: [Rolls his eyes] That’s… disturbingly detailed, Johnny. Let’s keep the conversation PG, okay?
Johnny Lawrence: [Grins] Fine, fine. But seriously, Ryback’s mom has some serious skills. Maybe we should recruit her as our official gum consultant! I mean hell we are hiring board members left and right! You guys got Sensai Kreese buddy over here now. You got that glittery puss cheese Fundongo roaming the halls…let’s hire Ryback’s mom.
Camden Cross: [Shakes his head] I don’t even want to know what a gum consultant job entails.
Johnny Lawrence: [Laughs] Trust me, Camden, it’s a sticky situation you don’t want to get involved in!
Segment Two
Brock Anderson versus Pete Dunne
Jerry Lawler: And here we go, folks! Brock Anderson versus Pete Dunne, a matchup for the ages!
Conor McGregor: That’s right, Jerry! Both of these competitors are hungry for victory tonight, but only one will walk away with their hand raised. Brock is impressing the wrestling world right now, surely a future champion.
[The two wrestlers circle each other, eyeing each other cautiously. Pete Dunne goes for a quick takedown, but Brock counters with a swift arm drag, sending Dunne to the mat.]
Jerry Lawler: What a counter by Brock Anderson! He’s showing off some impressive technical skills early in this match.
Conor McGregor: That’s the Anderson pedigree shining through, Jerry! He’s got wrestling in his blood, and he’s not afraid to show it.
[As the match progresses, Pete Dunne tries to gain the upper hand with his hard-hitting strikes and joint manipulation techniques. However, Brock Anderson refuses to back down, countering every move with precision and determination.]
Jerry Lawler: Brock Anderson is relentless, folks! He’s not letting Pete Dunne dictate the pace of this match for one second.
Conor McGregor: That’s the fighting spirit we love to see, Jerry! Brock is proving that he belongs here in NXT, and he’s not going to let anyone stand in his way.
[With the crowd firmly behind him, Brock Anderson mounts a comeback, delivering a series of powerful suplexes and slams to wear down his opponent. As Pete Dunne struggles to regain his footing, Brock locks the boston crab, forcing Dunne to possibly tap out!]
Jerry Lawler: He’s got him locked in tight, Conor! Pete Dunne has nowhere to go!
Conor McGregor: It’s all over, Jerry! Brock Anderson has done it! He’s defeated Pete Dunne in impressive fashion!
Winner: Brock Anderson
[The crowd erupts in cheers as Brock Anderson celebrates his hard-earned victory in the center of the ring. The cheers are silenced as CEO Murrey and the misfits come out to the ring. Doc Brown with needle in hand , Flex Fuller, and Hook share a laugh as Elias sneaks up behind Brock Anderson and attacks him. Elias unleashes “The Encore” – a devastating combination of a swinging neckbreaker followed by a swift elbow drop from the top rope leaving Anderson unconscious as Elias looks up at the NXT Stand and Deliver banner.
Video Package
The night ends with a 2 minute video package.
[The scene opens with Lexis King, the current NXT Champion, walking solemnly through a cemetery, the NXT title draped over his shoulder. The moon casts an eerie glow over the tombstones as Lexis pauses, taking in the quiet surroundings.]
Lexis King: Here we are, in the place where memories rest and echoes of the past linger. But tonight, I walk among the departed not to mourn, but to bury the ghosts of yesterday.
[Lexis stops in front of a weathered headstone, the name barely visible through the moss and grime.]
Lexis King: This, this is where it all begins. The foundation upon which I built my empire. But as the saying goes, in order to rise, one must first bury the past.
[With a solemn expression, Lexis places the NXT title gently on the ground in front of the headstone, a symbolic gesture of leaving behind what once was.]
Lexis King: For too long, I allowed the shadows of the past to cloud my vision. But no more. Tonight, I stand before you as the NXT Champion, a symbol of my dominance and determination.
[As Lexis speaks, the wind picks up, rustling the leaves and stirring the air with a sense of anticipation.]
Lexis King: The future awaits, and I will not be held back by the chains of yesterday. With this title as my beacon, I will forge ahead, carving my path to greatness one victory at a time.
[With a final glance at the NXT title gleaming in the moonlight, Lexis King turns and walks away, leaving behind the cemetery and the echoes of the past, ready to embrace the future that awaits him.]
World Of Wrestling: Murrey Universe 