Raw Results 02/26/24
Opening Segment
[The scene opens backstage at WWE Monday Night Raw. CEO Murrey, in a state of anticipation, approaches Camden Cross with a sense of urgency, seeking confirmation about Brock’s arrival. Camden, with assurance, confirms Brock’s presence, putting Murrey’s mind at ease. With newfound confidence, Murrey makes his way toward the ring, relying on his recently hired security for protection against Curtis Axel. As Murrey’s theme music blares through the arena, he strides confidently into the spotlight, only to be met with an unexpected twist. Instead of the formidable Brock Lesnar, Arn Anderson’s son, Brock Anderson, emerges from backstage. Murrey’s demeanor visibly shifts to one of disappointment and frustration.
Seizing the moment, Murrey seizes a microphone, declaring an end to the era of jokes, dismissing Axel as a mere comedic act and denouncing Arn Anderson and his lineage as inferior to the likes of Jesse Ventura. Before his tirade can escalate further, Murrey is abruptly silenced, knocked unconscious by the very individual he had dismissed. The camera captures Camden Cross, his expression betraying a satisfied smirk, as chaos ensues, setting the stage for an electrifying night of WWE action. The arena erupts with anticipation as the drama unfolds.]
Opening contest
Ivar versus Flex Fuller
[The arena buzzes with excitement as Flex Fuller and Ivar step into the ring, ready to showcase their skills in a highly anticipated singles match. The bell rings, signaling the start of the bout. Ivar charges forward with brute force, utilizing his size and strength to overpower Flex early on. However, Flex proves to be resilient, countering with his agility and technical prowess.
The match intensifies as both competitors exchange hard-hitting strikes and high-impact maneuvers, keeping the crowd on the edge of their seats. Flex refuses to back down, unleashing a barrage of kicks and acrobatic maneuvers to keep Ivar on the defensive.
Ivar’s mounts relentless assault, but Flex manages to mount a comeback after Doc Brown comes from under the ring and gives Flex the magic elixir to inject himself with. Flex dodges a charging attack and capitalized with a lightning-fast DDT. The momentum shifts in Flex’s favor as he ascends the turnbuckle, preparing for his signature finishing move.
With the crowd roaring in anticipation, Flex leaps from the top rope, delivering a devastating flying knee strike that sends Ivar crashing to the mat. The referee counts the pinfall, and the arena erupts as Flex Fuller emerges victorious, proving his mettle against the formidable Ivar in an exhilarating display of athleticism and skill.]
Winner: Flex Fuller
Segment Two
WWE Championship Contract Signing
[The segment opens with a table set up in the center of the ring, adorned with contracts ready to be signed. The Rock, sporting his trademark raised eyebrow, stands confidently on one side, while Big E, exuding his infectious charisma, stands opposite him. The crowd roars in anticipation as the two titans prepare to sign]
The Rock: Well, well, well, if it isn’t Big E, the man with a big ego and an even bigger appetite. You really think you have what it takes to step in the ring with The Great One?
Big E: Oh, believe me, Rock, I’ve been waiting for this moment my whole career. And after I’m done with you, you’ll be known as The Great One-hit Wonder.
The Rock: One-hit wonder? Ha! Coming from the guy whose only claim to fame is shaking his hips and gyrating like a confused orangutan!
Big E: Orangutan? Oh, I get it, Rock. You’re just jealous because I’ve got more charisma in one pec than you do in your entire Hollywood career!
The Rock: Charisma? Please, Big E. The only thing you’ve got going for you is the fact that you may have a chance to seek employment with a third place wrestling company!
Big E: PWI jokes, Rock? Real original. But let me remind you, while you’re out there making mediocre movies, I’m in here, defending this place with honor and integrity! Enjoy your run. Enjoy your 15 minutes. This the last time you will be relevant in any era.
[As the insults fly back and forth, the tension reaches a boiling point. With a final exchange of heated words, The Rock and Big E finally come face to face, ready to put pen to paper and make their impending clash official. The contract is signed amidst a chorus of cheers and boos, setting the stage for an epic showdown at Then Now Forever 2, where only one will emerge victorious.]
Segment Three
Nursing Home Romance
[Johnny Lawrence stands outside the nursing home, his leather jacket a stark contrast to the sterile surroundings. He takes a deep breath, trying to psych himself up for what he knows will be an awkward encounter. With a determined grimace, he marches inside, ready to face whatever comes his way.]
[As he navigates the maze of hallways, Johnny can’t help but feel like he’s wandered into a scene from a sitcom. Old folks shuffle past him, some giving him curious glances, while others completely ignore him. He can’t help but chuckle nervously to himself as he finally arrives at Ryback’s mom’s room.]
Johnny: [knocking on the door] Knock, knock.
[The door swings open, revealing Ryback’s mom sitting in her wheelchair, a bemused expression on her face.]
Ryback’s Mom: Well, well, well. If it isn’t Johnny Lawrence, the bad boy with a heart of gold.
Johnny: [grinning sheepishly] Guilty as charged.
[He steps into the room, trying to play it cool despite the butterflies in his stomach.]
Johnny: So, uh, I’ve been thinking…
Ryback’s Mom: [raising an eyebrow] Dangerous pastime for someone like you.
[Johnny laughs, rubbing the back of his neck awkwardly.]
Johnny: Yeah, well, I figured I’d take a chance anyway. How about you and me go grab a bite to eat? My treat.
Ryback’s Mom: [pretending to consider] Hmm, tempting offer. But I don’t know if I can keep up with your wild lifestyle, Johnny.
[She winks playfully, and Johnny can’t help but grin.]
Johnny: Trust me, I’ve mellowed out a lot since high school. Plus, I promise not to do any karate kicks in the restaurant.
Ryback’s Mom: [smirking] Well, in that case, how can I refuse?
[Johnny pumps his fist in victory, feeling like he’s just won the All Valley Karate Tournament all over again.]
Johnny: Awesome! I’ll pick you up at seven?
Ryback’s Mom: *pops her teeth in* It’s a date.
[As Johnny leaves the room, he can’t help but feel a surge of excitement. Who knew trying to score a date at a nursing home could be so exhilarating?]
Main Event
Ryback vs Curtis Axel
[The bell rings, signaling the start of the match, and Curtis Axel unleashes a flurry of punches and kicks, trying to keep Ryback on the defensive. Ryback seems distracted after seeing the nursing home footage but Ryback quickly regains his footing, using his sheer strength to overpower his opponent.]
With some outside assistance from Hook, Flex, and Elias…Ryback gains the victory.
Winner: Ryback
Ryback holds the Intercontinental title to the camera and yells “Feed me Zabka”
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NXT Level Up Results 02/27/24
Opening Segment
“Welcome, ladies and gentlemen, to another electrifying edition of NXT Level Up! I’m Tony Schiavone, alongside the legendary Jerry ‘The King’ Lawler, and tonight, we’re in for a rollercoaster of excitement as NXT’s brightest stars take it to the next level!”
Backstage Interview
Reporter: “Austin, there’s been a lot of speculation lately regarding your relationship with Candace LaRae. Can you clarify the situation?”
Austin Theory: “Look, let me set the record straight once and for all. I never had an affair with Candace LaRae. Johnny Gargano is just overreacting, letting his emotions get the better of him. He’s grasping at straws because he knows he can’t handle the fact that I’m a threat to him in the ring.”
Reporter: “So, what can we expect from you at NXT Stand and Deliver?”
Austin Theory: “You can expect me to embarrass Johnny Gargano. I’m going to show him and everyone else that I’m not just some side story or distraction. I am the former European Champion. I’m here to make an impact, and at NXT Stand and Deliver, I’m going to decisively defeat Johnny Gargano and prove once and for all that I belong at the top of NXT.”
Match One
Lacey Evans versus Piper Niven
“Welcome, NXT Universe, to tonight’s opening match-up! In the ring, we have the Lady of NXT, Lacey Evans, facing off against the powerhouse Piper Niven. This promises to be a clash of styles, folks!”
“As the match gets underway, Evans employs her cunning strategy, using her agility to evade Niven’s powerful strikes. But Niven’s strength is undeniable, as she starts to assert her dominance, locking in a tight bear hug, looking to squeeze the fight out of Evans.”
“But wait! What’s this? Evans reaches into her tights and pulls out… is that KY Jelly? She slicks up her arms, slipping right out of Niven’s grasp like a greased lightning bolt!”
“Niven is stunned, giving Evans the opening she needs! Evans quickly capitalizes, rolling Niven up into a schoolboy pin, the referee counts… One! Two! Three! Lacey Evans steals the victory with a slippery maneuver, leaving Piper Niven in disbelief!”
Winner: Lacey Evans
After the match Sonya Deville runs down to the ring to attack Evans but Evans as slippery as ever is able to get away!
Commercial break
Segment Two
Kushida versus Brock Anderson
“Here we go, folks! It’s time for a debut match you won’t want to miss! Making his first appearance in the NXT ring, it’s the second-generation sensation, Brock Anderson! And his opponent tonight is none other than the technical wizard, Kushida!”
“The bell rings, and both competitors cautiously circle each other, feeling out the momentous occasion. Kushida goes for a lock-up, but Anderson surprises him with his raw strength, overpowering Kushida and driving him into the corner.”
“But Kushida is not one to be underestimated. He quickly regains his composure and starts to unleash a flurry of lightning-fast strikes, targeting Anderson’s arm with pinpoint accuracy.”
“Anderson, however, shows his resilience, powering through the onslaught and countering with some impressive displays of his own technical prowess, surprising the NXT Universe with his mat wrestling skills.”
“The momentum shifts back and forth, with neither competitor willing to back down. But as the match reaches its climax, Anderson digs deep, paying homage to his legendary father, Arn Anderson. With a tribute to his family legacy, Anderson executes a picture-perfect spinebuster, stunning Kushida!”
“Anderson seizes the opportunity, locking in the Boston Crab with all his might. Kushida struggles, but the pain proves too much, and he’s forced to tap out!”
“The crowd erupts as Brock Anderson celebrates his victorious debut, making a statement to the entire NXT roster that he’s a force to be reckoned with!”
Winner: Brock Anderson
Segment Three
In the dimly lit NXT locker room, Lexis King sits alone, a contemplative expression on his face as he gazes at a framed photo of his father, Brian Pillman Sr. The room is silent save for the faint hum of distant chatter echoing through the halls.
Lexis: “Dad, you always said I had big shoes to fill. And for the longest time, I let that shadow loom over me, guiding my every move.”
He reaches out to touch the photo, briefly before smashing it to pieces.
Lexis: “But now, it’s time for me to step out of that shadow and forge my own path. I pity men like Brock Anderson that shovel all this legacy bullshit down their throats.”
With a determined expression, Lexis stands up, his gaze unwavering.
He clenches his fists, his resolve solidifying with each passing moment.
Lexis: “I’m not here to follow in your footsteps, Dad. I’m here to surpass them. I’m here to take the NXT Championship to new heights and show the world what Lexis King is truly capable of.”
Lexis looks into the camera
Lexis: “Bronson Reed. At Stand and Deliver, you will fall and I will be delivered.”