Raw Results
02/12/24
[The scene opens in a bustling courtroom, with the judge tapping her gavel to bring order.]
Judge: Order! Order in the court! The United States vs. Doc Brown is now in session.
[Doc Brown, sporting his trademark white hair and lab coat, sits nervously at the defendant’s table. Flex Fuller, looks stoic as he sits across the aisle.]
Prosecutor: Your Honor, we have compelling evidence that Doc Brown’s experiment was reckless and endangered the life of Flex! We demand justice!
[The crowd murmurs, eagerly anticipating the drama unfolding before them.]
Defense Attorney: Objection, Your Honor! My client’s actions were not reckless but rather the result of a simple misunderstanding. He was trying to create a new vitamin supplement to boost Flex’s performance in the ring!
[The judge sighs, rubbing her temples.]
Judge: Very well, let’s get to the bottom of this. Flex, please approach the stand.
[Flex steps up, looking determined.]
Judge: Flex, can you confirm whether Doc Brown’s experiment caused your chest pain episode?
Flex: Your Honor, after further testing, it’s clear that Doc Brown’s experiment wasn’t the cause of my chest pain. It was something else entirely.
[Gasps fill the courtroom as everyone leans in to hear Flex’s revelation.]
Flex: The only thing in my system during that time was Logan Paul’s Prime energy drink!
[Doc Brown’s eyes widen in disbelief as the crowd erupts into laughter.]
Judge: Order! Order! So, you’re saying Doc Brown’s experiment had nothing to do with your condition?
Flex: That’s correct, Your Honor. It was all thanks to Logan Paul’s energy drink.
[Doc Brown jumps up from his seat, overcome with relief.]
Doc Brown: Your Honor, this is incredible news! I’m innocent!
[Flex nods, tears streaming down his face as he approaches Doc Brown and embraces him tightly.]
Flex: Doc, I never doubted you for a second!
[The courtroom erupts into cheers and applause as Doc and Flex share a tearful embrace, finally vindicated from the accusations against them.]
Judge: Well, it seems we have reached a verdict. Case dismissed!
The camera cuts to the Final Judgment locker room.
The Final Judgment (Lex, Damian, and Dom) is in the locker room. Lex challenges Drew McIntyre to a match tonight!
The camera cuts again and we see Johnny Lawrence walking through the back halls carrying a black duffle bag and his all valley karate trophy. Fans are cheering.
Segment Two
Beth Phoenix versus Mandy Rose
[The crowd roars as Beth Phoenix celebrates a hard fought victory over Mandy Rose in the ring, basking in the adoration of the fans.]
Jerry Lawler: What a match, folks! Beth Phoenix proving once again why she’s a force to be reckoned with in the ring!
[Suddenly, Sonya Deville’s music hits, and she struts confidently down the ramp, a determined look on her face.]
Sonya Deville: Beth, congratulations on your win tonight. But let’s not forget, I am in this division too. I respect you, but I think it’s time we settle this once and for all to determine the true number one contender for Asuka’s title.
[Beth considers Sonya’s proposition, about to respond when another familiar theme interrupts.]
Lacey Evans: Hold on just a minute, sugar! We don’t need someone like Sonya Deville representing this division. We need a true lady, someone our country can respect!
[The crowd boos as Lacey saunters down the ramp, her Southern charm dripping with disdain.]
Lacey Evans: Sonya, if you give up your spot, I’ll make sure you get the help you need, darling. I will pay for your Aversion Therapy. We can’t have someone like you tarnishing the good name of this division.
[Sonya’s eyes flash with anger as she lunges towards Lacey, but security quickly rushes in to break them apart, the tension palpable in the air.]
Tony Schiavone: Oh my! Tempers are flaring here tonight on WWE Raw! Will Beth Phoenix accept Sonya’s challenge? And what will happen next in this heated rivalry between Sonya Deville and Lacey Evans?
Winner: Beth Phoenix
Segment Three
[The scene is tense as Ryback, Flex Fuller, and Hook stealthily break into Lawrence’s locker room, their eyes filled with malice. Inside, they are met with a surprising sight: Martin Kove, sitting calmly on a bench.]
Ryback: What’s he doing here?
Flex Fuller: Who cares? Let’s take him out!
[Without hesitation, the trio launches themselves at Kove, their fists flying as they mercilessly beat him.]
[Martin Kove’s screams echo through the room as blood stains the floor, but just as the assault reaches its peak, board members Jake the Snake, Rowdy Roddy Piper, and former HLW CEO Camden Cross burst in, pulling Murrey’s misfits away.]
Lawrence: Get the EMTs in here now! We need to help him!
[Lawrence pushes through the chaos, determination etched on his face as he reaches Martin Kove’s side, offering words of reassurance.]
Lawrence: I’ll make them pay for this, Sensai. I promise.
[Kove, struggling to speak through the pain, whispers hoarsely.]
Martin Kove: Damn it, William… I’m not your Sensai… I’m an actor…
[Lawrence’s expression softens as he tries to make sense of everything, but he remains resolute.]
Lawrence: I don’tunderstand, Sensai. Save your strength. Nobody knows Cobra Kai like you do. I’ll make sure they regret ever crossing us.
[As EMTs rush in to tend to Kove’s injuries, Lawrence’s gaze hardens with determination, his vow of vengeance echoing through the room.]
Main Event
Big E (Royal Rumble Winner) versus
Gunther.
[The arena is electrified as the main event match between Big E and Gunther begins. The two behemoths exchange powerful blows, each determined to emerge victorious.]
Jerry Lawler: Ladies and gentlemen, we are witnessing a clash of titans here tonight! Big E versus Gunther, in what promises to be an epic battle!
[The crowd roars with excitement as the two wrestlers push each other to their limits, neither willing to back down.]
[In the final moments of the match, Big E summons every ounce of strength he has left, delivering a thunderous Big Ending to Gunther, pinning him for the hard-fought victory.]
Tony Schiavone: And there it is! Big E with the Big Ending! One, two, three! Big E emerges victorious!
[The crowd erupts into cheers as Big E stands tall in the center of the ring, sweat dripping from his brow, a look of exhaustion and triumph on his face.]
[As Big E catches his breath, he grabs a microphone and addresses the crowd.]
Big E: Tonight, I proved that I am the powerhouse of WWE! But there’s something else that needs to be addressed…
[The crowd falls silent, hanging on Big E’s every word.]
Big E: The Rock. The man who once proudly proclaimed himself as the People’s Champion. But where is he now? Probably off making movies, chasing fame and fortune, while the WWE Universe is left behind.
[Boos and jeers fill the arena as Big E’s words strike a nerve with the fans.]
Big E: The Rock has turned his back on each and every one of you. He’s no longer the People’s Champion. I get it. It hurt me to. Once upon a time, he was my champion as well. I never touted that moniker but I will always be here for the WWE Universe, fighting for you, each and every night. If Rock doesn’t acknowledge me as the true people’s champion, at Then Now Forever 2, he will at the very least acknowledge me as the WWE Champion.
[The crowd erupts into cheers once again, rallying behind Big E as he stands tall in the ring, a true champion in their eyes.]
Winner: Big E
Before the show ends we see Drew McIntyre laying bloody on top of his car.
The Final Judgment driving away.
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NXT Results
02/13/24
Opening Segment
Tony Schiavone: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to a special edition of NXT! Tonight marks the dawn of a new era as we introduce to you the architect of change, the mastermind behind the future of NXT… Camden Cross!
Crowd erupts in cheers
Camden Cross: Thank you, thank you! It’s an honor to stand before the NXT Universe as your new General Manager. And let me tell you, change is coming. From this moment forward, Tuesdays won’t just be about NXT, they’ll be about taking it to the next level. That’s right, NXT is about to Level Up! NXT Level Up! And why, you ask? Because I know a thing or two about elevating the game, about pushing boundaries and reaching new heights. I know a thing or two about higher level wrestling! Tonight, Lexis King and Drew McIntyre will settle their feud in an NXT ring and also, WWE Champion, The Rock will take on Big E’s close friend, Kofi Kingston! So buckle up, NXT Universe, because the ride is about to get even wilder! Let’s make history together!
Backstage
Elias: ♫ Well, I was strummin’ my guitar, under the NXT stars, when I saw those muscle-bound beasts, with veins poppin’ out their chests…♫
Suddenly, the music is interrupted by the sound of footsteps approaching. Elias turns around, only to be met with Doc Brown and Hook standing menacingly.
Elias: What’s the meaning of this? Can’t you see I’m in the middle of a performance?
Doc Brown: We’ve had enough of your antics, Elias. Your songs are nothing but a mockery of true talent.
Hook: Yeah, you’re just a wannabe rockstar. Real men don’t need guitars to make an impact.
Elias: Hey, watch it! This guitar means everything to me!
Suddenly, Doc Brown grabs Elias’s guitar and Hook pulls out a baseball bat.
Doc Brown: Time to put an end to your little concert, Elias.
With a swing of the baseball bat, Hook smashes Elias’s guitar to pieces.
Elias: No! My guitar!
Elias tries to fight back, but Doc Brown and Hook overpower him, delivering vicious blows with the bat.
As Elias lies on the ground, clutching what remains of his guitar, Doc Brown and Hook walk away, leaving him battered and broken.
Segment Two
Drew McIntyre versus Lexis King
Ring Announcer Mike Rome: Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, from Glasgow, Scotland, weighing in at 265 pounds, Drew McIntyre!
Crowd cheers
Ring Announcer Mike Rome: And his opponent, from New York City, weighing in at 220 pounds, Lexis King!
Crowd cheers
The bell rings, and Drew McIntyre immediately charges towards Lexis King with a fierce intensity. King tries to use his speed and agility to outmaneuver McIntyre, but the Scottish powerhouse’s brute strength proves too much to handle.
Despite King’s valiant effort, McIntyre dominates the match, unleashing a barrage of punishing strikes and power moves. However, just when it seems like McIntyre is about to secure the victory, the tide of the match takes an unexpected turn.
Suddenly, Bronson Reed’s music hits, and the colossal Superstar makes his way down to the ring. The distraction momentarily throws McIntyre off his game, allowing King to capitalize and gain the upper hand.
As King gains momentum, Reed slides into the ring and confronts him. The referee tries to intervene, but Reed shoves him aside, signaling his intentions to assist McIntyre.
With Reed’s assistance, McIntyre regains control of the match. Despite King’s resilience, McIntyre ultimately hits the Claymore Kick, flooring King for the three-count.
Ding! Ding! Ding!
Ring Announcer Mike Rome: Here is your winner, Drew McIntyre!
As McIntyre celebrates his tainted victory, Reed grabs Lexis King and delivers multiple devastating power slams, leaving him incapacitated in the center of the ring.
With King lying motionless on the mat, McIntyre and Reed stand side by side, their dominance on full display. McIntyre raises his fist in victory, while Reed picks up the NXT Championship, holding it high above his head as the crowd goes crazy.
Winner: Drew McIntyre
Segment Three
Main Event
The Rock versus Kofi Kingston
Ring Announcer Mike Rome: Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is your main event! Introducing first, from Miami, Florida, weighing in at 265 pounds, the WWE Champion, The Rock!
Crowd erupts in a loud chorus of “Rocky Sucks!” chants
Ring Announcer Mike Rome: And his opponent, from Ghana, West Africa, weighing in at 212 pounds, Kofi Kingston!
Crowd cheers
The bell rings, and The Rock immediately takes control of the match, using his size and strength advantage to overpower Kofi Kingston. Kingston, known for his agility and high-flying moves, tries to mount a comeback, but The Rock’s relentless assault proves too much to handle.
With the crowd firmly behind him, Kingston summons all his energy and launches a series of lightning-fast strikes and aerial maneuvers, momentarily stunning The Rock. However, The Brahma Bull quickly regains his composure and delivers a spine-crushing Rock Bottom, followed by the People’s Elbow.
Ding! Ding! Ding!
Announcer Mike Rome: Here is your winner, The Rock!
As The Rock stands tall in the center of the ring, basking in the boos of the crowd, he grabs a microphone and begins to address the WWE Universe.
The Rock: Now listen up, you jabronis! The Rock just proved once again why he’s the most electrifying man in all of sports entertainment! And as for you, Kofi Kingston… you just couldn’t hang with The Great One, could you? Your fat, unicorn loving friend, Big Mama won’t either!
The crowd boos as The Rock smirks.
The Rock: You see, Kofi, you may be good, but you’re not great. You’re not even close to being in the same league as The Rock. So why don’t you do yourself a favor and go back to the midcard where you belong? Or join the HCW or EWA. Because as long as The Rock is around, there’s only one true champion in all of wrestling, and that’s the trail blazing, eye brow raising..awe forget it..these fans are too stupid to follow my rhymes!
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