Raw Results
02/05/24
Segment One
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to WWE Raw! Tonight, from an undisclosed location, CEO Jeff Murrey, flanked by legends Jake “The Snake” Roberts and “Hot Rod” Rowdy Roddy Piper, revealed as two of the secret eight man board, sets the record straight. Murrey reveals that the false steroid allegations against Ryback were a scheme concocted by none other than William Zabka, aiming for an underhanded Intercontinental title shot at Then Now Forever.
Murrey declares, with the conviction only a CEO can muster, that Zabka got lucky when he eliminated Ryback and the misfits at the Rumble and that Cobra Kai..will die.
European Championship Match
Gunther versus Batista
In Gunther’s first title defense, the ring was set for an epic clash against Batista! The tension in the arena was palpable as the two powerhouse competitors lock eyes. The match began with a fierce exchange of strikes, each landing thunderous blows.
Batista, attempted a spinebuster, but Gunther countered with a lightning-quick DDT. The momentum swings in Gunther’s favor as he showcased his technical prowess, grounding Batista with a series of punishing submission holds. The crowd was on the edge of their seats, witnessing a masterclass in grappling.
Despite Batista’s attempts to rally, Gunther’s resilience proved formidable. With an explosive German suplex, Gunther gained a near fall. The audience erupted in disbelief as the match intensified. However, Batista summoned his last reserves of energy, delivering a spine-tingling Batista Bomb.
Just when it seemed Batista might secure the victory, Gunther kicked out at the last possible moment, leaving the crowd in awe. Seizing the opportunity, Gunther rallied back with a devastating spear that shook the very foundations of the ring. With the three-count, Gunther emerged victorious.
Winner: Gunther
Segment Two
Live from the Courthouse
In a surprising turn of events, the courtroom buzzed with anticipation as Christopher Lloyd, the iconic Doc Brown, took the stand in the upcoming trial against Doc Brown. The air was thick with tension as the legal drama unfolds.
Lloyd, appearing bewildered in his signature white hair and lab coat, was escorted to the witness stand. The prosecutor, stern-faced, began questioning him about the alleged accusations of distributing steroids to athletes and unwilling actors with disabilities. Lloyd, barely able to maintain his composure, vehemently denied any involvement in such activities, emphasizing that it’s a case of mistaken identity.
Lloyd passionately defended his character, emphasizing the stark difference between fiction and reality. The courtroom was left in suspense, wondering if this unexpected twist will unravel a complex web of deceit or prove to be a misunderstanding of monumental proportions.
As Llyod wrapped up his testimony, Flex Fuller stood up and began clapping in approval. The judge asked the baliff to remove Fuller. As Fuller was being escorted out he turned to the courtroom and started flexing for no apparent reason.
Tornado Tag Team Match
The Viking Raiders versus Hook and Curtis Axel
The Viking Raiders, Erik and Ivar, clashed with the formidable duo of Hook and Curtis Axel. The ring was a battleground, as chaos unfolded. The two teams engaged in a fierce, high-impact encounter.
The Raiders showcased their raw power, executing double-team maneuvers that left the audience in awe. Axel and Hook, resilient as ever, countered with a display of technical prowess and strategic teamwork. The energy in the arena was electric, with near falls and close calls keeping everyone on the edge of their seats.
In the climax of the match, the Viking Raiders seized control. Erik hoisted Curtis Axel onto his shoulders, setting him up for Ivar’s thunderous diving splash. The three-count echoed through the arena, declaring the Viking Raiders as the victorious team.
Winners: The Viking Raiders
But the drama didn’t end there. As the Viking Raiders celebrated, the intense music of Ryback hit the arena. The Big Guy stormed to the ring with an unrelenting intensity, spearing Curtis Axel with a force that shook the mat. Afterwards, Hook helped Axel up and out of the ring.
Segment Three
In-ring Interview with WWE Champion: The Rock
In the center of the ring, the electrifying presence of the WWE Champion, The Rock, takes over as the crowd roars in anticipation. The microphone in hand, he begins his in-ring interview with the confidence that only The Great One can exude.
Finally, The Rock has come back to whatever this shithole is! Now, let The Rock make one thing crystal clear – he is the People’s Champ, whether you like it or not. The Rock doesn’t need your approval; he thrives on being the head of the table, the one who sits atop the mountain, head and shoulders above the rest.
The Rock smirks, looking out at the sea of fans, and continues.
Now, let The Rock address the WWE Universe and everyone in the back. Nobody, and The Rock means nobody, will ever pry this title from around his waist. The People’s Champ doesn’t just wear gold; he embodies it. My Bloodline runs deep, and it will last forever.
He pauses for a moment, soaking in the cheers and boos alike.
Let’s talk about AJ Styles and Dragonfly. Good in their own right, but The Rock is in a league of his own. Better than both of them combined? Hell, The Rock makes more money in a week than they do in a lifetime.
The crowd reacts with a mix of cheers and jeers as The Rock continues to assert his dominance.
It’s not about being liked; it’s about being the absolute best. The Rock is the People’s Champ, the head of the table, and the one who will forever hold this title high. If you smell what The Rock is cooking!
End of show
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