WWE MNR 1.22.24 (Rate: 7.290773)

RAW Results 01/22/24

Segment One

Welcome, WWE fans, to a jaw-dropping start on RAW! I can’t believe what we are witnessing backstage. Christopher Lloyd is on a mission to cure Michael J. Fox’s Parkinson’s disease with a magic elixir. Flex Fuller is marveling at the elixir’s potential, while Fox is desperately trying to get away.

Against his will, Fox is held down by Fuller and Ryback as Lloyd administers the injection. The chaos has intensified as Axel tries to escape for help, only to be intercepted by Hook, ensuring he witnesses this shocking turn of events firsthand! Stay tuned for the unfolding drama in the ring tonight!

Opening Contest

Bobby Lashley and The Street Profits versus Ryback, Flex Fuller, and Hook

In what was a thrilling six-man tag match, the Street Profits and Bobby Lashley showcased their dominance, defeating Flex Fuller, Ryback, and Hook! The WWE ring ignited with action as these formidable teams collided, delivering a match that will be talked about for days to come. The Street Profits and Lashley stand tall tonight in a triumphant victory, giving Lashley a much needed edged headed into the Rumble to face Ryback!

Winners: Bobby Lashley and The Street Profits

Segment Two

Elias, brimming with excitement, learns he’s drawn number 30 in the Rumble from none other than the Honky Tonk Man and Greg Valentine backstage! Bursting with anticipation, Elias can’t help but wonder about the mystery man set for the number three spot. The Royal Rumble is shaping up to be an electrifying event with surprises waiting at every turn! Get ready for a night of epic showdowns and unexpected twists this Saturday!

No.1 Contenders match for the WWE Tag Team Championships at Then. Now. Forever 2

The Final Judgment (Damian Priest/Dominik Mysterio) versus The New Day (Kofi/Big E)

Damian Priest and Dominik Mysterio emerge victorious over Kofi Kingston and Big E in a number one contenders match for the WWE Tag Team Championships! The Final Judgment is back, and the WWE Universe is on notice!

Winners: The Final Judgment

Segment Three

From the confines of his lair, A video is shown of William Zabka who refers to himself as Johnny Lawrence extending gratitude to fans for backing his gofundme page. With his leg in a sling and an arm cast, he reveals they’ve scraped together a cool 500 dollars—only 15k away from ninja-level medical aid. Johnny’s prayer? A December return to reignite the dojo. Remember, Cobra Kai never dies! The saga continues, even if it’s from a bed with a sling and a cast. 🥋🙌

Main Event

Drew McIntyre versus Batista

In a hard-fought battle, Drew McIntyre emerges victorious against Batista! But the drama doesn’t end there. Backstage, shockingly, the Final Judgment launches an attack on The Rock! Damian, addressing the camera, reassures the champ, “Don’t worry, champ, we got your back.” The WWE landscape is filled with twists and turns, and the Final Judgment is making its presence felt in a big way!

Winner: Drew McIntyre

End of show

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