01/08/24 Raw Results
Camera zooms to the center of the ring, where a red carpet is rolled out. The WWE Universe is electric with anticipation.]
Ring Announcer Mike Rome: Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome the CEO of WWE, Jeff Murrey!
[The music hits, and Jeff Murrey strides confidently down the ramp, wearing a sharp suit and a grin that suggests big news is on the horizon.]
Jeff Murrey: Good evening, WWE Universe! Tonight is a monumental night—a night that will go down in the annals of history as one of the most impactful in WWE’s storied existence!
[Cheers erupt from the crowd.]
Jeff Murrey: Despite the rumors, despite the naysayers, despite what’s happening with PWI and HCW, let me make one thing abundantly clear—WRESTLING WILL NEVER DIE!
[The crowd erupts with deafening cheers and applause.]
Jeff Murrey: Tonight, I stand before you not just as the CEO of WWE but as a fan—a fan who understands what you want, what you deserve. And tonight, I am here to deliver!
[The tension builds as the crowd hangs on every word.]
Jeff Murrey: I am thrilled to announce that I have signed THREE LEGENDS to exclusive contracts with WWE!
[The crowd roars in anticipation, speculating on who these legends might be.]
Jeff Murrey: But that’s not all! Every member of our roster is now ACTIVE! All injuries addressed, all contract negotiations concluded. Tonight, we begin a new era—an era of unparalleled competition and excitement!
[Suddenly, Jeff Murrey’s phone rings, cutting through the electrifying atmosphere. He glances at the screen, puzzled by the unknown number.]
Jeff Murrey: Excuse me for a moment. No need to answer this. I Can’t See the number. Most likely an HCW main eventer still asking me about a contract.
The camera pans backstage and we see Christopher Lloyd (Doc Brown) standing in front of the first mystery legend that will be taking on the Intercontinental Champion, Ken Shamrock. Clearly Murrey has hired this legend to succeed where Hook and Curtis Axel failed.
Christopher Lloyd: With this new magic elixir that I have created in my lab, there is no way anything will stop you, Ryback!
*The crowd gasps as they see the new…legend? Ryback slowly pulls his tights down as the Doc injects his back side with a needle. This elixir has brought a hush over the audience.
Opening Match
Intercontinental Title
Ken Shamrock versus Ryback
Ring Announcer Mike Rome: The following contest is scheduled for one fall and is for the Intercontinental Championship!
[The tension in the arena is palpable as the familiar music of “The World’s Most Dangerous Man,” Ken Shamrock, hits. He walks out with a focused expression, the Intercontinental Championship glinting around his waist.]
[The crowd erupts with cheers, showing respect for the seasoned warrior, Ken Shamrock.]
[Suddenly, the arena darkens, and the haunting sounds of “Meat on the Table” blare through the speakers. The atmosphere changes instantly as the monstrous Ryback storms onto the stage, his eyes locked on the Intercontinental Championship.]
[The WWE Universe erupts in a mix of cheers and fear, recognizing the pure power that Ryback brings to the ring.]
[The referee holds up the Intercontinental Championship, showcasing it to the crowd, before handing it off to the timekeeper. The bell rings, signaling the start of the match.]
[DING! DING! DING!]
[Both competitors lock eyes, circling each other cautiously before locking up in a test of strength. Ryback immediately showcases his raw power, overpowering Shamrock and driving him into the corner.]
[Ryback unleashes a series of devastating chops and punches, each strike echoing throughout the arena. Shamrock tries to fight back with his MMA expertise, landing a few kicks and knee strikes, but Ryback shrugs them off with ease.]
[The match intensifies as Ryback begins to dominate, showcasing his brute strength with spinebusters, powerbombs, and his signature “Shell Shocked” maneuver. Shamrock tries to mount a comeback, locking in ankle locks and attempting to wear down the big man, but Ryback’s rage fuels him.]
[Finally, after a brutal onslaught, Ryback hoists Shamrock onto his shoulders, delivering a thunderous “Shell Shocked” in the center of the ring.]
[He goes for the cover.]
[1… 2… 3!]
[The bell rings, and “Meat on the Table” blares once more as Ryback stands tall, the new Intercontinental Champion. The WWE Universe is in shock, witnessing the sheer dominance and extreme rage of “The Big Guy.”]
[Ryback snatches the Intercontinental Championship, raising it high above his head as the crowd’s mixed reactions fill the arena. He stares down at a fallen Shamrock, sending a clear message to the entire WWE roster: The era of Ryback has arrived.]
[Cue: Raw Theme Music as Ryback exits the ring, the Intercontinental Championship draped over his massive shoulder, leaving a path of destruction in his wake.]
The opening match sets the tone for a Raw but we all have questions on what Doc Brown’s elixir may be.
[Cue: “The Dojo” Set with Japanese-inspired décor, Tatami mats, and a sign reading “The Dojo with Johnny Lawrence.” The stage is set for a unique WWE talk show experience.]
Johnny Lawrence: Welcome, welcome everyone to “The Dojo!” Tonight, we’ve got a special guest, the Scottish Warrior himself, Drew McIntyre! Drew, who do you have your sights set on for the Royal Rumble?
[Drew McIntyre stands confidently, microphone in hand, ready to address the WWE Universe.]
Drew McIntyre: Johnny, the World title picture is lacking true legends, true warriors. So, I want to face a legend at the Royal Rumble. Someone who can bring the fight, someone who can challenge me like never before. I need someone to step up and try to take my title!
[Suddenly, the lights dim, and the WWE CEO Jeff Murrey’s music hits. He strides down the ramp, microphone in hand, a grin on his face.]
Jeff Murrey: Ladies and gentlemen, when Drew McIntyre asks for a legend, you better believe I deliver! Allow me to introduce… BATISTA!
[The arena erupts as Batista’s music blares, and The Animal himself walks down the ramp, muscles glistening, tattoos on full display. He steps into the ring, locking eyes with Drew McIntyre, a stare-down for the ages.]
[Before the tension can escalate further, the electrifying sound of The Rock’s music fills the arena. The crowd goes wild, knowing they’re in for an unforgettable moment.]
[The Rock struts down the ramp, eyebrow raised, microphone in hand. He steps into the ring, sizing up Johnny Lawrence, who nervously awaits his introduction.]
The Rock: Now, hold on a minute, hold on just a minute. Your name’s Johnny, right? Or is it Billy?
[Johnny Lawrence begins to stutter a response, but The Rock interrupts with his iconic catchphrase.]
The Rock: IT DOESN’T MATTER WHAT YOUR NAME IS!
[The crowd erupts in laughter and cheers as The Rock delivers a thunderous Rock Bottom to Johnny Lawrence, leaving him sprawled out on the dojo floor.]
[Drew McIntyre, sensing an opportunity, rolls out of the ring, eyeing Batista, who’s still locked in a stare-down with The Rock. But in a shocking turn of events, Batista suddenly spears The Rock, leaving both the Rock and Lawrence lying in the ring.]
[The WWE Universe is in a frenzy, witnessing the collision of past, present, and future superstars. The tension is palpable, setting the stage for an epic showdown at the Royal Rumble.]
[Cue: Batista’s Theme Music as the camera pans across the chaos in the ring, leaving the WWE Universe eagerly anticipating the battles that lie ahead.]
WWE Raw Tag Team Division Showdown – Fatal Four-Way Tag Team Match!
Ring Announcer Mike Rome: The following contest is a Fatal Four-Way Tag Team Match scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, from Valhalla, The Viking Raiders!
[The Viking Raiders make their entrance, fierce and ready for battle, drawing cheers from the WWE Universe.]
Ring Announcer Mike Rome: And their opponents, first, representing The New Day, Kofi Kingston and Big E!
[The crowd erupts as Kofi Kingston’s high-flying energy and Big E’s powerhouse presence fill the arena.]
Ring Announcer Mike Rome: Next, from the Street Profits, Montez Ford and Angelo Dawkins!
[The smoke clears, and the Street Profits make their flashy entrance, hyping up the crowd with their infectious energy.]
Ring Announcer: And finally, the team of Braun Strowman and Ricochet!
[The arena shakes as Braun Strowman’s monstrous roar echoes through the building, joined by Ricochet’s high-flying athleticism.]
[The bell rings, signaling the start of chaos as all four teams engage in an all-out brawl, each team showcasing their unique strengths and strategies.]
[Big E and Braun Strowman start off, exchanging powerful blows, while Kofi Kingston takes to the skies against Ricochet’s agility. The Street Profits and Viking Raiders also clash, with Angelo Dawkins delivering spinebusters and Erik and Ivar unleashing their devastating double-team maneuvers.]
[The match reaches its climax as bodies fly everywhere, with near falls and breakups keeping everyone on the edge of their seats.]
[In the end, after a grueling battle, The Viking Raiders manage to isolate Montez Ford, hitting him with the Viking Experience for the three-count.]
[DING! DING! DING!]
Ring Announcer: Here are your winners, The Viking Raiders!
[The Viking Raiders stand tall in the ring, their hands raised in victory, having overcome three formidable teams in an epic Fatal Four-Way Match.]
[Microphones in hand, The Viking Raiders address the WWE Universe.]
Erik: We told you we would conquer all, and tonight, we proved it!
Ivar: But our quest for dominance doesn’t stop here. Last Samurai, Shinsuke Nakamura and Kushida, listen up! At the Royal Rumble, we will put the Tag Team Championships on the line against you!
[The arena erupts with excitement and anticipation, setting the stage for an epic showdown between two dominant tag teams.]
After the announcement, the Viking Raiders are attacked from behind by the Street Profits and receive assistance from Bobby Lashley! All three men begin to lay waste to the face painted raiders. When all hope seems lost, the music of ….The Ultimate Warrior hits!!! The crowd goes crazy. Warrior runs into the ring and delivers his running shoulder block to each profit member and Lashley to close out the show! Warrior is the last legend to be signed.
World Of Wrestling: Murrey Universe 