W.W.E. N.X.T. New Years Evil 2024 (Rate: 7.326667)

NXT New Year’s Evil – January 2, 2024

Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, wrestling fans from around the world, welcome to the must see event of the new year! Tonight, under the neon lights and amidst the roaring crowd, we gather not just to celebrate another year gone by, but to usher in a new era with NXT excellence.

The clock has reset, resolutions have been made, but within the squared circle of NXT, the hunger to be the breakout star, the thirst for glory, and the drive to be the very best remain unyielding. As we stand on the cusp of a brand-new chapter, the superstars of NXT are prepared to leave it all on the mat, to redefine what it means to be a champion, and to create moments that will be etched in the annals of sports entertainment history.

Tonight, Lexis King will take on Johnny Gargano in the main event and we will hear from Kushida as well. From high-flying acrobatics to bone-crushing submissions, expect nothing less than a spectacle that will keep you on the edge of your seat. Every clash, every confrontation, is a testament to the heart, determination, and sheer will of these extraordinary athletes.

So, fasten your seatbelts, raise your signs high, and prepare yourselves for a rollercoaster of emotions. Because tonight, at NXT New Year’s Evil, dreams will be realized, destinies will be altered, and the roar of the crowd will echo into eternity.

Let the festivities begin!

Office Scene: A brightly lit counselor’s office with diplomas on the wall, a few motivational posters, and a cozy couch. Johnny Lawrence sits nervously, twiddling his thumbs, across from a calm and collected counselor, Joe Trustworthy.

Counselor: So, Johnny, I understand you wanted to discuss some language habits you’re trying to change?

Johnny Lawrence: Yeah, doc, you could say that. Look, I’ve been told I’ve got a… let’s call it a “unique” way of expressing myself. And well, I’ve come to realize that maybe… just maybe, not everyone appreciates my colorful vocabulary.

Counselor: Colorful is one word for it. So, specifically, what seems to be the issue?

Johnny Lawrence: Alright, alright, I’ll come clean. I’ve got this bad habit of calling people… well, you know, the ‘P’ word. And I get it, it’s not cool. But back in the day, it was like, the ultimate burn, you know?

Counselor: Mmm, I see. And how often would you say you use this term?

Johnny Lawrence: (pausing, thinking) Well I am not a pussy so I guess I use the ‘P’ word a lot.Uhh, let’s just say my karate students are starting to think it’s a traditional greeting in Cobra Kai dojos.

Counselor: Students? Nevermind. Ah, I see the dilemma. And have you noticed any negative repercussions from using this term?

Johnny Lawrence: Well, besides a few disgruntled parents, a couple of offended opponents, and a Yelp review that labeled our dojo as “not family-friendly,” I’d say it’s been smooth sailing.

Counselor: (suppressing a smile) Smooth sailing, indeed. Johnny, have you ever considered how this language might affect your relationships or how people perceive you? And do I have to keep calling you Johnny?

Johnny Lawrence: Well that is my name. Look, I get it. I’m trying to turn over a new leaf here. I want people to see the real Johnny Lawrence, not just some guy stuck in the ’80s with a vocabulary to match. So, give it to me straight, doc. What’s the game plan?

Counselor: Well, Johnny, awareness is the first step. Recognizing the impact of your words is crucial. How about we start with some alternative phrases? Maybe some that don’t involve feline references?

Johnny Lawrence: Alright, alright. How about instead of “pussies,” I go with… “Hey there, you’re acting like real cheddar cheese!”

Counselor: (suppressing laughter) That’s… certainly creative. But let’s keep brainstorming. How about we aim for something a bit more universally accepted?

Johnny Lawrence: Fine, fine. No more feline references. But, just for the record, cheddar cheese is underrated. But I see the correlation between cheddar and well you know..

Counselor: Noted. And Johnny, remember, change takes time. But with determination and a bit of self-awareness, I have no doubt you’ll find more respectful ways to express yourself.

Johnny Lawrence: Thanks, doc. I’ll do my best. But if someone pushes my buttons, all bets are off… though I’ll try to keep the dairy out of it.

Counselor: That’s the spirit! One step at a time, William. One step at a time.

Johnny Lawrence: What did you call me?

Counselor: Excuse me?

Johnny Lawrence: You heard me you little puss…cheddar.. AHH! I’ll fucking kill you!

Scene cuts

NXT New Year’s Evil – Opening Match

[The arena erupts with pyrotechnics and a cacophony of cheers as the electrifying energy of the NXT universe fills the air. The LED screens flash with “WWE Champion Drew McIntyre” graphics, and the atmosphere is palpable with anticipation for the champion’s appearance.]

Ring Announcer Mike Rome: “Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, from Ayr, Scotland, weighing in at 265 pounds, he is the WWE Champion… Drew McIntyre!”

[Drew McIntyre’s entrance music “Glasgow Cross” resonates throughout the arena. The Scottish Warrior makes his way down the ramp, eyes locked in on the ring, and the championship belt glistening over his shoulder. The crowd roars with every stride he takes, showing their unwavering support.]

[As Drew enters the ring, he raises his title high, invoking a mighty cheer from the fans. But before the celebrations can continue, the ominous music of Butch hits, signaling his arrival.]

Ring Announcer Mike Rome: “And his opponent, accompanied by WWE Pro, Sheamus, from Dublin, Ireland, weighing in at 267 pounds… Butch!”

[Butch emerges from the entrance ramp, flanked by Sheamus. The two exchange a nod, a clear sign of their alliance and intentions for the match ahead.]

[The Bell Rings]

Right from the get-go, Butch charges at Drew, trying to utilize his power advantage. But Drew, ever the tactician, evades and counters with a series of fierce strikes and belly-to-belly suplexes. Each time Butch gains momentum, Drew’s resilience and determination shine through.

However, the turning point comes when Sheamus, lurking at ringside, attempts to slide a steel chair into the ring, aiming to aid Butch’s efforts. The referee catches Sheamus in the act, resulting in a heated exchange and a temporary distraction.

Seizing the momentary chaos, Butch attempts a cheap shot on Drew with the steel chair. But Drew, sensing the incoming danger, dodges at the last second, causing Butch to inadvertently strike the ring post with the chair, disorienting him.

With Butch momentarily stunned, Drew seizes the opportunity, executing his signature move, the “Claymore Kick,” with pinpoint precision. The impact resonates throughout the arena, and in a swift motion, Drew hooks the leg for the pin.

1… 2… 3!

Ring Announcer Mike Rome: “Here is your winner, the WWE Champion… Drew McIntyre!”

[The NXT universe erupts in cheers, celebrating the champion’s hard-fought victory. Sheamus, frustrated and disappointed, tends to Butch, realizing their plan didn’t go as intended. Drew stands tall in the center of the ring, championship held high, sending a clear message to anyone who dares challenge him in the future.]

[As Drew’s music blares once again, he locks eyes with Sheamus, signifying that their paths might cross sooner rather than later. But for now, Drew McIntyre stands triumphant, ready to face whatever challenges lie ahead this new year as the reigning WWE Champion.]

As the fans cheer for Drew while he exits..

[The arena plunges into darkness. A haunting, ethereal tune reminiscent of ancient Japanese melodies begins to play, echoing throughout the space. Slowly, a single spotlight illuminates the center of the ring where Kushida stands, his stoic expression betraying an intensity that sends chills down the spine of every spectator.]

Kushida: “For centuries, tales of samurai have echoed through the annals of time. Warriors bound by honor, forged in battle, and driven by an unwavering code. But as the sands of time have shifted, the essence of the samurai has become distorted, diluted… forgotten.”

[The camera cuts to a montage of historic samurai battles, juxtaposed with modern-day WWE moments, drawing a parallel between ancient warriors and today’s superstars.]

Kushida: “In this realm, where warriors vie for glory, titles, and dominance, only a few truly understand the spirit of the samurai. Many claim the title, adorned in armor and wielding weapons of destruction. Yet, beneath the facade, they falter, losing sight of what it means to be a true warrior.”

[The crowd listens in rapt attention, a palpable tension building with every word Kushida utters.]

Kushida: “But amidst this chaos, amidst the clamor of false champions and pretenders to the throne, there remain two warriors. Two souls bound by a legacy, a lineage that traces back to the hallowed grounds of ancient Japan.”

[The arena darkens further, only for another spotlight to reveal Shinsuke Nakamura standing beside Kushida. The King of Strong Style exudes an aura of majesty and power, his presence accentuating Kushida’s words.]

Kushida: “Shinsuke Nakamura and I… we are not just superstars of the WWE. We are the last samurai. Bound by honor, driven by purpose, and united in our quest to restore the true essence of the warrior spirit.”

[The crowd erupts in a mix of awe and anticipation, recognizing the gravity of the declaration made by Kushida.]

Kushida: “To those who dare challenge our resolve, who seek to tarnish the legacy of the samurai, know this: The battlefield awaits. The drums of war beckon. And when the dust settles, it will be clear. In a world of fleeting glory and hollow victories, the last samurai will stand tall, unyielding, eternal.”

Shinsuke: “First, Kushida wins the NXT title, then the Last Samurai comes for the Raiders tag gold.”

[The haunting melody crescendos, enveloping the arena in an aura of mystique and power as Kushida and Nakamura stand united, ready to defend their legacy against all who dare oppose them.]

Locker Room Segment at NXT New Year’s Evil

[The scene opens in a bustling NXT locker room area, with superstars passing by, some warming up, and others engaged in deep conversations. In a corner, Johnny Gargano is practicing his moves, shadowboxing and going through his repertoire. Enter Austin Theory, strutting with a swagger that screams confidence, holding a clipboard and looking very much like he’s on a mission.]

Austin Theory: (loudly, drawing attention) “Well, well, well, if it isn’t Johnny ‘Plain Toast’ Gargano. How’s it going, Mr. Personality?”

Johnny Gargano: (looking up, a tad annoyed) “Oh, great. Here comes Austin ‘I’ve-got-so-much-charisma-I-might-float-away’ Theory. What’s up?”

Austin Theory: (pacing around Johnny, inspecting him) “You know, Johnny, I’ve been doing some thinking. And by thinking, I mean watching you. And let me tell you, it’s like

watching paint dry. Do you even have a pulse?”

Johnny Gargano: (feigning offense) “Hey! I’ve got plenty of personality. I’m just… subtle about it.”

Austin Theory: (bursting into exaggerated laughter) “Subtle? Johnny, even a sloth on sedatives has more zest than you. I mean, look at you! You’re as exciting as a premier athlete tournament!”

Johnny Gargano: (rolling his eyes) “Alright, Mr. Hotshot. Enlighten me. How would the great Austin Theory inject some ‘excitement’ into my life?”

Austin Theory: (pausing, dramatically) “Well, for starters, you could try not narrating your matches like you’re reading a bedtime story. Maybe, just maybe, throw in a little… flair? You know, a catchphrase, a signature move, a wink here and there.”

Johnny Gargano: (sarcastically) “Ah, yes. Because nothing says ‘excitement’ like copying your every move.”

Austin Theory: (smirking) “Hey, imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. But let’s be real, Johnny. If charisma were currency, you’d be in the bargain bin. So how about we work on that?”

Johnny Gargano: (chuckling) “Alright, Theory. Show me the ropes. But remember, not all of us can walk around with an ego the size of our wardrobe.”

Austin Theory: (grinning) “Challenge accepted. Prepare to be the talk of NXT, or at least, not the nap-time topic.”

[As the two continue their banter, superstars in the background can’t help but overhear, sharing amused glances and chuckles. It’s clear that this comedic duo is just getting

started, setting the stage for some entertaining encounters ahead in the NXT universe.]

NXT New Year’s Evil – Main Event Match

[The atmosphere inside the arena is electric, with every seat filled, and the NXT Universe eagerly awaiting the night’s main event. The LED screens flash the names of the competitors: “Johnny Gargano vs. Lexis King.” The tension is palpable as the anticipation builds.]

Ring Announcer Mike Rome: “Ladies and gentlemen, it’s now time for our MAIN EVENT of the evening! Introducing first, from Cleveland, Ohio, weighing in at 199 pounds… Johnny Gargano!”

[Johnny Gargano’s entrance music blares through the speakers. The crowd erupts in cheers and chants, showing their unwavering support for the beloved superstar. Gargano makes his way down the ramp, high-fiving fans and absorbing the energy from the crowd.]

Ring Announcer Mike Rome: “And his opponent, from parts unknown, weighing in at 230 pounds… Lexis King!”

[A haunting melody fills the arena as Lexis King emerges from the shadows, his sinister demeanor and intimidating presence sending shivers down the spine of everyone in attendance. The NXT Universe is split, with a mix of boos and gasps echoing throughout.]

[The Bell Rings]

From the get-go, Gargano showcases his technical prowess, executing flawless transitions and delivering sharp strikes. However, Lexis King, with his unorthodox style and raw power, matches Gargano move for move, creating a back-and-forth battle that has the crowd on the edge of their seats.

As the match progresses, the intensity escalates. Both competitors trade near falls, each count raising the stakes and adrenaline levels. Just when it seems like Gargano is about to secure the victory with his signature move, the “Garga-No-Escape,” the unexpected happens.

Candice LeRae, Gargano’s real-life wife and NXT superstar, stands at ringside, seemingly to provide moral support.

However, in a shocking twist, as Gargano prepares to seal the deal, Candice swiftly slides into the ring, betraying her husband by delivering a devastating low blow. The NXT Universe is in utter disbelief, a chorus of boos raining down upon Candice.

Seizing the moment, Lexis King capitalizes on the distraction, executing his finishing move, “The King’s Decree,” on Gargano. With the crowd in shock, the referee counts: 1… 2… 3!

Ring Announcer Mike Rome: “Here is your winner, Lexis King!”

[As Lexis King celebrates his controversial victory, Candice LeRae stands tall, a sly grin on her face, and turning the NXT landscape on its head. The arena is filled with a mix of cheers, boos, and a sense of anticipation for what lies ahead in this unexpected twist of events.]

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