WWE RAW RESULTS
10/02/2023
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to WWE Monday Night Raw! The energy is electric here tonight, and we have a very special segment to kick things off. In the center of the ring stands a legend in the world of professional wrestling, a man who has entertained us for years with his unmatched charisma. I’m talking about none other than Jeff Murrey!
The arena erupts in cheers as Jeff Murrey raises his hands to acknowledge the fans. He’s dressed in his business attire and carries a microphone, ready to address the WWE Universe.
Jeff Murrey: “Hey there, WWE Universe! It’s great to see all of your smiling faces tonight. Now, I know you’re used to seeing me out here showing my love for Curtis Axel but tonight is a little different.”
The crowd listens intently, curious about what the WWE CEO has to say.
Jeff Murrey: “You see, we’ve all been through some highs and lows in this business. We’ve laughed together, we’ve cried together, and we’ve celebrated together. But today, we’re going to celebrate the life of someone who’s no longer with us, a man who was not only a great mind but was very much like a brother to me.”
The audience hushes as Jeff Murrey’s tone becomes more somber, and a picture of Shane Murphy appears on the TitanTron.
Jeff Murrey: “Shane Murphy, a man who shared this ring with so many, has left us. And while it’s tough to say goodbye, I want to honor his memory tonight by celebrating the incredible moments we shared, both inside and outside of this ring.”
The crowd’s respect for Shane Murphy is palpable as they listen to Jeff Murrey’s heartfelt words.
Jeff Murrey: “Shane was a force to be reckoned with, a man with a heart of gold and a spirit that inspired us all. So, tonight, we’re not here to mourn. We’re here to celebrate Shane’s life and the unforgettable moments he gave us.”
The arena lights up with a montage of Shane Murphy’s most memorable moments, and the crowd erupts in applause.
Jeff Murrey: “Shane, my friend, wherever you are, I want you to know that your spirit lives on in all of us. Tonight, we’re going to remember you the best way we know how—with a night full of amazing matches, surprises, and memories that will honor your legacy. So, WWE Universe, are you ready to celebrate the life of Shane Murphy?”
The crowd responds with a thunderous ovation, and as Jeff Murrey looks up to the heavens, it’s clear that this night will be a celebration of a life that could never be duplicated and a testament to the bonds that professional wrestling can create.
Dom Mysterio versus Ryan Steel
In a thrilling opening match, the rising star Dom Mysterio faced off against the legendary Ryan Steel. The tension in the arena was palpable as the crowd eagerly anticipated the battle between the experienced icon and the young, agile newcomer.
The match began with a show of respect between the two competitors, shaking hands in the center of the ring. The bell rang, and the contest was underway. Ryan Steel, a seasoned veteran, used his strength and experience to control the early portions of the match. He locked Dom Mysterio into various submission holds, showcasing his mastery of wrestling technique. The crowd roared as they witnessed the legend at work.
As the match progressed, Dom Mysterio, who had been absorbing the punishment, began to show signs of resilience and agility. He dodged Ryan Steel’s attacks, using his speed and agility to stay in the contest. The audience could sense a change in momentum as Mysterio managed to mount a comeback.
As the match reached its climax, Ryan Steel attempted his signature finishing move, “The Steel Crusher.” Just as it seemed like the legend was about to secure the victory, Dom Mysterio cunningly utilized the ropes to his advantage. He clung onto the ropes, causing Ryan Steel to lose balance and fall backward, missing the finishing move. The crowd gasped as they realized what had just happened.
Seizing the opportunity, Dom Mysterio quickly capitalized on the situation. He performed his finishing move, a devastating springboard DDT, and hooked Ryan Steel’s leg for the pinfall. The referee counted to three, and the bell rang to declare Dom Mysterio the winner. The crowd erupted with a mix of cheers and boos.
As Dom Mysterio’s hand was raised in victory, he celebrated his crafty win, while Ryan Steel, who had been outsmarted in the final moments of the match, showed respect by trying to shake Mysterio’s hand once more. Mysterio refused.
Winner: Dom Mysterio
Intercontinental Championship Bout
Ken Shamrock versus Hook
[The arena is electric with anticipation as the crowd roars, and the dimmed lights are punctuated by a cascade of pyrotechnics. The crowd’s excitement reaches its peak as the Intercontinental Championship match is about to begin. The champion, Ken Shamrock, stands confidently in the ring, the gold-plated title glistening around his waist. On the entrance ramp, Hook, the challenger, slowly emerges, his menacing presence sending shivers through the crowd.]
[The referee holds the Intercontinental Championship high above his head and signals for the match to begin. The bell rings.]
[DING! DING! DING!]
[Hook and Shamrock circle each other cautiously, eyes locked in a fierce stare-down. The crowd’s excitement is palpable. The two competitors finally close in and engage in a grapple. Hook uses his size advantage to push Shamrock into the corner. The referee counts to four and calls for a break. Hook releases the hold, but not without delivering a swift knee to Shamrock’s midsection.]
[Shamrock winces in pain but quickly recovers, blocking Hook’s attempts at a punch and delivering a sharp elbow to Hook’s jaw. Shamrock backs Hook into the ropes and launches him across the ring with an Irish whip. Hook rebounds and charges at Shamrock, who catches him with a thunderous spinebuster.]
[The crowd erupts as Shamrock climbs to the top rope, preparing for his patented diving knee drop. Hook slowly gets to his feet, and just as Shamrock leaps, Hook rolls out of the way, narrowly avoiding the crushing blow. Shamrock crashes onto the canvas.]
[Hook capitalizes on Shamrock’s mistake and begins to target Shamrock’s injured knee, stomping on it relentlessly. The challenger locks in a vicious leg lock, causing Shamrock to writhe in pain. The champion grits his teeth, fighting through the agony.]
[With a surge of adrenaline, Shamrock manages to kick Hook off and regain his footing. He unleashes a flurry of strikes, punishing Hook with fists, knees, and kicks. Shamrock concludes the assault with a massive suplex, nearly shaking the ring with its force.]
[Shamrock then transitions into his signature ankle lock submission. Hook cries out in agony, desperately trying to reach the ropes. The crowd is on their feet, urging Hook to tap out. But Hook, showing incredible resilience, claws his way to the ropes and grabs hold, forcing Shamrock to break the hold.]
[Ken Shamrock, frustrated but determined, pulls Hook away from the ropes and continues to target Hook’s ankle and knee. Hook’s defense is dwindling, and he struggles to fight back.]
[In a final display of dominance, Shamrock hoists Hook onto his shoulders and delivers a devastating belly-to-belly suplex. The impact is thunderous, and Hook is unable to kick out.]
[The referee counts: 1… 2… 3!]
[DING! DING! DING!]
[The crowd goes wild as Ken Shamrock’s theme music plays, and he is declared the winner, successfully defending his Intercontinental Championship. Shamrock is handed his title belt, and he raises it high above his head, basking in the adoration of the fans.]
[The defeated Hook lies on the mat, battered and bruised, but he showed incredible heart and toughness in this match. The crowd applauds both competitors for their efforts in an intense, hard-fought contest.]
After, CEO Jeff Murrey and Curtis Axel enter the ring to confront Hook.
Jeff Murrey: “You ruined everything! You were supposed to win and give the title to Axel! I knew it was a mistake to hire you! I should’ve hired the duct tape men!”
Axel went to assault Hook but Hook caught Axel and delivered a belly to belly sending Axel out of the ring. Murrey tried to run but Hook grabbed the CEO and delivered REDRUM! The crowd went crazy!
Winner: Ken Shamrock
William Zabka versus Ralph Macchio
Fight Against Cancer Charity Match
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the most unusual showdown in WWE history – it’s the first-ever Tournament Style Karate Match between two iconic martial artists: William Zabka and Ralph Macchio! Get ready for some high-flying, chop-kicking, and hilariously epic action!
Round 1: The Crane Stance Showdown
The match begins with William Zabka striking a fierce Cobra Kai pose while Ralph Macchio elegantly lifts his leg into the famous Crane stance. The referee looks puzzled.
Referee: Uh, guys, this is supposed to be a wrestling ring, not a dojo!
But Zabka and Macchio are lost in their own world. They circle each other, slowly moving forward.
Vega: Looks like this match is off to an unusual start!
Taz: Unusual? This is the WWE, everything’s unusual!
Suddenly, out of nowhere, Zabka does a cartwheel, kicks Macchio right in the face, and pins him for a quick 1-0 lead!
Round 2: The Wax-On, Wax-Off Power Struggle
In Round 2, Macchio is determined to make a comeback. He charges at Zabka, fists flying, and they engage in a dramatic hand-to-hand combat sequence.
Vega: They’re going at it with the famous “Wax-On, Wax-Off” technique!
Taz: I’m pretty sure that’s not how it’s supposed to work. At least not in Brooklyn!
Macchio delivers a powerful “Wax-On” slap, but Zabka counters with a hilarious “Wax-Off” move, sending Macchio flying out of the ring!
Referee: (counting) 1, 2, 3…!
Macchio struggles to get back into the ring, but the count reaches 10! Zabka takes a 2-0 lead.
Round 3: The Epic Finish
As Round 3 begins, Macchio is down but not out. He pulls out a pair of chopsticks and attempts to replicate the legendary “fly-catching” move.
Vega: Macchio is going for a truly iconic move here!
Taz: I’ve seen it all, but this… this is something else.
Zabka watches in disbelief as Macchio tries to catch an imaginary fly in the air, going full Mr. Miyagi style.
Zabka: What are you doing, Larusso?
In the midst of Macchio’s chopstick antics, Zabka sneaks up behind him and delivers a Cobra Kai kick, securing the victory with a 3-0 score!
Referee: And the winner is… William Zabka!
Zabka takes a triumphant bow while Macchio is left bewildered, still trying to catch that pesky imaginary fly.
Vega: What a match! I don’t think I’ve ever seen anything quite like it.
Taz: Well, that’s the WWE for you, always delivering the unexpected!
After the match, Ralph stands up smiling and goes to shake Zabka’s hand. Afterall, this was a charity event.
Ralph: “We do it for the kids buddy”
Zabka: “No Mercy, Daniel!”
Zabka punches Macchio in the face. Blood is pouring from his nose as security pulls Zabka away. Some bald children in the front row are crying. Zabka calls them pussies as he is being carried away.
Winner: Zabka
WWE Championship Bout
Drew McIntyre versus Austin Theory
[The ring is illuminated with spotlights, and the stage is set for the WWE Championship match between Drew McIntyre and Austin Theory. The two competitors stand in their respective corners, staring each other down with intensity.]
[The bell rings, and the match begins. Drew McIntyre and Austin Theory cautiously approach each other in the center of the ring. They lock up, testing each other’s strength and resolve. McIntyre quickly gains the upper hand, pushing Theory into the corner.]
[Drew McIntyre unleashes a series of powerful forearm shots to Theory’s chest, causing him to wince in pain. McIntyre then whips Theory across the ring into the opposite corner. Theory crashes into the turnbuckles, but he manages to leap over McIntyre as he charges in.]
[Austin Theory attempts a quick roll-up pin on McIntyre, but the champion kicks out at one. McIntyre gets back to his feet, and both men lock up again. This time, Theory ducks under McIntyre’s arm and applies a side headlock. McIntyre tries to break free, but Theory maintains his grip.]
[McIntyre pushes Theory off the ropes, and Theory comes back with a shoulder block. McIntyre is unfazed and bounces back up. They exchange a few quick strikes, with McIntyre landing a vicious chop across Theory’s chest that echoes through the arena.]
[Drew McIntyre whips Theory into the ropes and follows up with a thunderous spinebuster. He goes for an early pin, but Theory kicks out at two. McIntyre starts to assert his dominance, lifting Theory to his feet and delivering a series of powerful suplexes, showcasing his incredible strength.]
[Austin Theory shows resilience, managing to counter one of McIntyre’s suplex attempts into a small package pin, but McIntyre kicks out at two. Theory then attempts a DDT, but McIntyre blocks it and responds with a Glasgow Kiss headbutt that sends Theory staggering back.]
[McIntyre signals for the Claymore Kick as the crowd comes alive. He charges towards Theory, but Theory sidesteps at the last moment, and McIntyre crashes into the turnbuckles. Theory seizes the opportunity and goes for his finisher, the ATL (Austin Theory’s Last), but McIntyre pushes him off.]
[Drew McIntyre regains his composure and hoists Theory onto his shoulders for the Future Shock DDT. He nails it, and Theory’s body goes limp. McIntyre quickly covers Theory for the pin.]
[One! Two! Three!]
[The referee signals for the bell, and the crowd erupts with cheers as Drew McIntyre successfully defends his WWE Championship.]
[McIntyre raises the title high above his head, celebrating his hard-fought victory, while Austin Theory slowly regains consciousness, realizing he came close but fell short of capturing the championship. The crowd continues to chant McIntyre’s name as he exits the ring, victorious.]
Winner: Drew McIntyre
WWE Tag Title Bout
The Viking Raiders versus The Brawling Brutes
The arena is buzzing with anticipation as the main event is about to begin. The reigning champions, The Viking Raiders, make their way to the ring with their war-like entrance. The crowd roars in excitement as they prepare for the battle ahead.
The challenger’s music hits, and Sheamus and Butch, a formidable duo, make their way to the ring, ready to seize the gold. The referee checks both teams, and the match officially begins.
DING! DING!
Ivar and Sheamus start the match, locking up in the center of the ring. Sheamus uses his strength to push Ivar into the corner, delivering a series of powerful forearm strikes. But Ivar counters with his agility, flipping Sheamus over his shoulder and tagging in Erik.
Erik enters the ring, and the Viking Raiders execute a quick double-team move, sending Sheamus crashing to the mat. Butch tries to intervene, but Erik knocks him off the apron. The Viking Raiders maintain control, isolating Sheamus in their corner and tagging in and out with precision.
Sheamus finally manages to make a hot tag to Butch. Butch enters the ring with a flurry of strikes, targeting Erik. He whips Erik into the ropes and goes for a big clothesline, but Erik ducks and counters with a knee to the midsection. Erik then lifts Butch high in the air and slams him down with a devastating powerslam.
Ivar tags in once again, and the Viking Raiders set up for their finisher, the Viking Experience. But Sheamus charges into the ring, breaking up the attempt. Chaos ensues as all four men are in the ring, trading blows.
But in the end, the Viking Raiders prove to be the more cohesive team. They manage to isolate Butch once again, hitting him with a double-team maneuver. Ivar ascends the ropes and flies off with a massive diving splash, crushing Butch beneath him.
1…2…3!
The referee’s hand hits the mat for the three-count, and the Viking Raiders successfully defend their WWE Tag Team Championship. The crowd erupts in cheers as they celebrate their victory in a hard-fought match. The Viking Raiders raise their titles high above their heads, signaling their dominance in the tag team division.
Winners: The Viking Raiders
Before the show goes off the air, the camera cuts backstage to Jeff Murrey with a neck brace on, surrounded by doctors.
Jeff Murrey: “A very wise man once told me to stop being a little bitch.”…… “On October 21st, at Halloween Havoc, the nightmare is real, Ken Shamrock will defend his Intercontinental title against Curtis Axel and Hook in a Hell in a Cell match!” “Hook, I hired your daddy to do commentary, because I like him, but I am going to make an example out of you.”