Press Release
09/02/2023
WWE Headquarters
CEO Jeff Murrey approaches the podium
Murrey: “First and foremost, I want to address the underwhelming opening segment of PWI Live from the 28th of October. This segment was pitched to the audience as HCW and PWI having the final war in wrestling. If you look too close, you might easily miss the subtle undertones. PWI is dying. Mmouse enterprises is dying. Mickey Mouse is dying. They have exhausted all creative juices. They cry about consistency. Mouse quoted leaving well enough alone. A reference he subconsciously stole from William Zabka. The truth is, WWE is consistent. Payback is tonight on the WWE Network and we are pleased to announce the signing of the handsome devil Hook! Mickey in his tired voice talks about the last war…but Mickey…for you and your uncreative uninspired mind…Payback is forever!
World Of Wrestling: Murrey Universe 