W.W.E. SD 7.21.23 (Rate: 7.3125)

SmackDown Results

July 21st 2023

Opening Contest-Segment One

Beth Phoenix versus Asuka

The crowd cheers as Asuka’s entrance music hits, and she makes her way to the ring, wearing her iconic mask and exuding confidence. The camera cuts to Beth Phoenix, who enters the arena, displaying a combination of strength and determination.

The bell rings, and the match begins. Asuka and Beth Phoenix exchange powerful strikes and technical moves, each trying to gain the upper hand. The crowd is on the edge of their seats, cheering for their favorite wrestlers.

As the match progresses, Asuka starts to show signs of frustration. Beth Phoenix begins to gain momentum and is about to execute her signature move. Just as she is about to strike, Asuka quickly reaches into her waistband and pulls out a small vial of mysterious green liquid.

In a surprising move, Asuka quickly uncorks the vial, and a cloud of green mist erupts from it. She aims it at Beth Phoenix, who is momentarily blinded and stunned by the green mist fireball!

Vega: WE ARE GETTING AN ELIMINATION INFERNO CHAMBER MATCH PREVIEW!!!

Asuka takes advantage of the situation and swiftly pins Beth Phoenix for the three-count. The referee raises Asuka’s hand in victory as the crowd erupts with mixed reactions of shock and excitement.

*commercial break*

Official Contract Signing between Drew and Damian

Segment Two

The energy in this arena is off the charts, and it’s all for the WWE Championship match at SummerSlam between the reigning champion, the charismatic Damian Priest, and the indomitable challenger, the Scottish powerhouse, Drew McIntyre!

In the center of the ring stands a sleek, black table, with the WWE Title gleaming proudly at its center. The atmosphere is buzzing with excitement as Damian Priest makes his way to the ring, looking fierce and focused, clutching the title close to his heart. The fans erupt with cheers and boos, some chanting his name, acknowledging his phenomenal reign as the WWE Champion.

Then, the arena is engulfed in a mix of thunderous bagpipes and a roaring ovation as Drew McIntyre’s music hits! The challenger enters, muscles rippling, eyes locked on the title, and determination etched on his face. His fiery presence is enough to send shivers down the spines of even the bravest souls.

The WWE Universe can hardly contain their excitement as both superstars enter the ring and take their seats across the table. Emotions run high, and the tension is palpable as they lock eyes, each knowing the gravity of this moment.

The WWE Universe eagerly anticipates the words that will be spoken, knowing that the words exchanged here tonight could very well be the fuel that ignites the fire in their already fiery rivalry.

Damian Priest, oozing confidence, takes the microphone first, “Drew, you’ve been on an impressive journey, but this title is staying right where it belongs – with me! At SummerSlam, you’re going to find out that the reckoning is real, and my reign will continue!”

Drew, with fire in his eyes, retorts, “Damian, I respect you as a competitor, but the WWE Championship represents everything I’ve fought for. I’ve been to the mountaintop, and I’ll be damned if I don’t reach its peak again! SummerSlam will be the night when I take what’s rightfully mine!”

The crowd explodes into deafening cheers, captivated by the passion and intensity displayed by both these extraordinary athletes. The contract is laid out before them, and both competitors sign with a flourish, making their bout official for SummerSlam.

But the tension doesn’t end there! As soon as the contract is signed, chaos erupts! Chairs are thrown, and fists fly as the two fierce competitors engage in a jaw-dropping brawl! Security rushes in to separate them, but it’s no use – their determination to prove themselves is unstoppable!

*camera cuts to backstage*

Segment Three

[Backstage setting: Dolph Ziggler is sitting on a comfy couch, chuckling as he watches a stand-up comedy show on TV. The show is his own performance from a gig in Cleveland, and he’s telling hilarious jokes about Bill Goldberg.]

Dolph Ziggler (laughing to himself): Oh man, I killed it that night! Goldberg’s is such a dinosaur.

[Just then, the door creaks open, and in walks the powerhouse himself, Bill Goldberg. Dolph’s heart skips a beat, and he quickly grabs the remote to change the channel.]

Bill Goldberg: Hey, Dolph! What’s happening here?

Dolph Ziggler (trying to act casual): Oh, hey, Bill! Just, uh, watching some… uhh, wrestling documentaries! Yeah, you know, studying the classics!

Bill Goldberg (raising an eyebrow): Wrestling documentaries, huh? That doesn’t sound like you.

Dolph Ziggler (nervously): Oh, you know, Goldberg, I’m a man of diverse interests. I like expanding my horizons.

Bill Goldberg: Well, alright then. Mind if I join you?

Dolph is talking on the T.V. screen and the next joke is delivered…

I wonder if Goldberg asks Who’s Next when he is working as a meat slicer at the deli counter while he channels his inner Mickey Rourke.

An awkward stare ensues between Goldberg and Dolph as the scene fades back to ringside.

Main Event

Six Man Tag

Final Segment

Dirty Dom and the Viking Raiders vs Santos Escobar and the Street Profits

The match starts with high-flying moves and quick tags, showcasing the athleticism of all participants. Ford impresses with his agility, while Dom relies on his cunning and underhanded tactics. Both teams have moments of dominance, but the Viking Raiders’ brute strength and Dirty Dom’s dirty tactics start to take control.

Erik and Ivar show their tag team expertise, punishing Angelo Dawkins with power moves and devastating double-team maneuvers. Dirty Dom interferes whenever possible, using cheap shots and distractions to keep his team in control.

Meanwhile, Santos Escobar tries to regain control for his team by employing his cunning and calculated in-ring style. He targets Erik’s leg, trying to weaken the Viking Raider’s power. Ford and Dawkins rally behind Escobar, showcasing their teamwork and high-flying abilities.

As the match reaches its climax, chaos ensues with bodies flying all over the ring. The Street Profits execute a spectacular double-team move on Erik, nearly securing the victory. However, Dirty Dom breaks up the pin at the last second.

In the end, the Viking Raiders mount a fierce comeback. Erik and Ivar deliver their signature Viking Experience finisher to Angelo Dawkins, securing the pinfall victory.

Post-match: Frustrated with the loss, Santos Escobar attempts to attack Dirty Dom, who rolls out of the ring to safety. Sensing an opportunity, Erik and Ivar continue the assault on Escobar. They relentlessly stomp on him, seemingly not content with just a victory.

The crowd becomes anxious as the Viking Raiders’ aggression escalates. Suddenly, Rey Mysterio’s music hits, and the masked luchador sprints down the ramp. He slides into the ring and unleashes a flurry of lightning-fast strikes on Erik and Ivar, driving them back.

Rey’s arrival evens the odds, and the Viking Raiders retreat from the ring, leaving Dirty Dom and Santos Escobar lying in pain. Rey helps Escobar to his feet, and the two stand tall in the center of the ring, staring down Dirty Dom, who seethes with anger on the outside.

The fans cheer for Rey and Escobar as they share a moment of solidarity to close out the show!

Published by Daniel Crawford

I'm a single father of two, one of four children of a single mother (who passed at the age of 49), an activist, an aspiring public servant, an author, a podcast host, and an average member of the working class.

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