July 10th, 2023
Monday Night Raw Results
Opening Segment
[The lights in the arena dim as the familiar sounds of the WWE Raw theme song reverberate through the speakers. The crowd erupts into thunderous cheers, eagerly anticipating another electrifying night of professional wrestling action. The camera pans across the excited faces, capturing the anticipation in the air.]
Vega: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Monday Night Raw!
[The crowd’s cheers reach a crescendo as the camera focuses on the entrance ramp. Suddenly, the haunting music of Walter, the menacing Austrian powerhouse, fills the arena. The atmosphere becomes charged with intensity as Walter emerges, his presence commanding the attention of everyone in attendance.]
Vega: And here comes the Ring General himself, Walter! The very embodiment of strength, brutality, and sheer dominance.
[Walter strides purposefully towards the ring. The crowd’s reaction is mixed, some in awe of his imposing figure, while others voice their dissent.]
Walter: [Microphone in hand, he pauses at the edge of the ring, surveying the crowd with a stern gaze.] You know, I’ve had enough of the nonsense around here. I’ve had enough of the talk, the rumors, and the doubts.
[The crowd falls into a hushed silence, awaiting Walter’s next words.]
Walter: For far too long, I’ve watched this company parade around pretenders claiming to be champions. But I, Walter, am the true workhorse of this industry! I am the embodiment of everything a champion should be!
[The crowd begins to react, some fans cheering in agreement, while others voice their disagreements and jeers.]
Walter: Austin Theory, you carry around a championship that rightfully belongs to me. You prance around like a peacock, but you are nothing more than a mere impostor.
[The crowd grows increasingly boisterous, their emotions running high.]
Walter: So, Austin Theory, listen carefully. I am issuing a challenge. At SummerSlam, I want a match with you for that European Championship. I will show the world who the true champion is. I will prove that I am the man who deserves to wear that title around my waist!
[The crowd erupts into a mix of cheers and jeers, the energy reaching its peak as Walter’s challenge hangs in the air. He drops the microphone, his eyes locked on the camera, his determination palpable.]
[As the WWE Universe buzzes with excitement, the opening scene fades into the trademark Raw graphics, signaling the beginning of yet another exhilarating episode.]
Vega: Will Austin Theory accept Walter’s challenge? What will unfold on the road to SummerSlam? Find out tonight, right here on Monday Night Raw!
[The camera pans across the crowd once again, capturing their anticipation and setting the stage for an unforgettable night of intense wrestling action. The stage is set, and the journey to SummerSlam has just begun.]
Commercial Break
Return from Break
Second Segment
Opening Contest
The New Day (Kofi and Big E) versus Alpha Academy (Otis and Chad Gable)
[The crowd erupts with cheers as the upbeat and energetic music of The New Day hits, accompanied by the rhythmic clapping of the fans. Kofi Kingston and Big E make their way down the ramp, displaying their trademark positivity and charisma.]
Vega: The New Day certainly knows how to get the WWE Universe on their feet!
[The Alpha Academy’s theme music hits, and the crowd’s cheers turn to a mix of boos and anticipation. Otis and Chad Gable march to the ring with determination, ready to prove themselves against The New Day.]
[The referee signals for the match to begin, and Kofi Kingston starts for The New Day while Chad Gable steps into the ring for the Alpha Academy. The bell rings, and the match is officially underway.]
[Kofi Kingston showcases his athletic prowess, utilizing his high-flying and quick-paced offense to gain an early advantage. He tags in Big E, who effortlessly overpowers Chad Gable with his brute strength.]
[Big E tags Kofi back in. After a hard-fought battle, The New Day gains the upper hand. Kofi Kingston delivers his signature Trouble in Paradise kick to Chad Gable, securing the pinfall victory.]
[The New Day celebrates their hard-fought victory in the center of the ring as their music plays triumphantly. Suddenly, Curtis Axel’s theme music hits, interrupting the celebration.]
Winners: The New Day
Vega: Son of a bitch! This guy can ruin a wet dream!
[Curtis Axel steps into the ring, holding a microphone, as The New Day watches him with curiosity.]
Curtis Axel: (Smirking) Well, well, well, New Day. Congratulations on your win, but I couldn’t help but notice that none of you hold any championship gold.
[Kofi Kingston grabs a microphone, addressing Curtis Axel.]
Kofi Kingston: Oh, Axel, you’re absolutely right. But we have just the guy for a fighting champion like you!
[The crowd buzzes with anticipation as Sheamus’s music suddenly hits, and he emerges from the backstage area, ready for a fight.]
Curtis Axel: Well, if it isn’t the Celtic Warrior himself. Fine by me, Sheamus. But remember, I’m a premium athlete, and I’ll defend my Intercontinental Title at SummerSlam in the most premium way possible.
[Sheamus steps into the ring, a fierce determination in his eyes as he addresses Curtis Axel.]
Sheamus: Premium, you say? Well, Axel, I’m the Celtic Warrior, and I thrive on challenges. I gladly accept your challenge for SummerSlam!
[The crowd erupts with cheers as Sheamus and Curtis Axel lock eyes, setting the stage for an intense showdown at SummerSlam.]
Third Segment
*Camera cuts to a live feed of a Pop Con event taking place in San Diego.*
[Scene: Pop Con, a bustling convention hall filled with enthusiastic fans dressed as their favorite characters. The crowd is buzzing with excitement as they explore various booths and exhibits. Suddenly, the sound of a crowd cheering grows louder, drawing attention to the main stage where a WWE ring is set up. The ring is surrounded by a sea of eager spectators.]
Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Pop Con’s WWE showdown! We have a special guest here today, the legendary William Zabka, known for his iconic role as Johnny Lawrence in “The Karate Kid” series!
[Crowd erupts in applause as William Zabka enters the ring, dressed in his signature Cobra Kai gi. He poses and waves to the cheering fans, soaking in the adoration.]
William Zabka (with a mischievous grin): Thank you, thank you! It’s great to be here at Pop Con, where dreams come true. And speaking of dreams, I see we have some passionate fans in the audience!
[Camera pans to a fan wearing a Daniel-San t-shirt, innocently cheering for his favorite character.]
Zabka (squinting his eyes): Ah, Larusso, you’ve got some nerve showing up here!
Fan: Huh? Me? I’m just a big fan, Mr. Zabka. I love your work, but I’m not Daniel-San. My name is actually Dave.
Zabka (in an angry tone): Oh, really? Trying to fool Johnny Lawrence, are you? I can see right through your disguise, Larusso!
Fan (confused): Uh, I’m not Daniel LaRusso. I’m just a regular guy.
Zabka (lunging forward): Oh, you think you can hide behind that shirt? Cobra Kai never forgets!
Fan (backing away): Please, Mr. Zabka, I’m just a harmless fan. I don’t want any trouble!
[Zabka continues to chase the fan around the ring, throwing karate moves and evoking fear from the crowd.]
Zabka’s therapist shows up and tries to talk Zabka down but Zabka nails the fan with a front kick, breaking the fan’s nose.
Cops begin to approach and Zabka takes off running, stripping off his gi to reveal a skeleton outfit underneath.
Legal repercussions are sure to follow. We will keep you updated
[End of segment]
Fourth Segment
[Backstage Segment: WWE Headquarters]
CEO Jeff Murrey, dressed in a sharp suit, stands in front of a WWE backdrop, ready to make a groundbreaking announcement.
Jeff Murrey: Ladies and gentlemen, thank you for joining me today. I have an announcement that will change the landscape of women’s wrestling in WWE forever. At this year’s SummerSlam, we will witness a match unlike anything we’ve seen before. It’s time to unleash the fury of the Elimination Inferno Chamber Match!
The crowd erupts in cheers, eagerly anticipating what lies ahead.
Jeff Murrey: In this historic matchup, six of the most talented and fearless women on our roster will step inside a structure that combines the intensity of an Inferno Match and the unpredictability of the Elimination Chamber. This innovative creation will test their resilience, their strength, and their determination.
The camera pans to a screen showing a graphic representation of the Elimination Inferno Chamber Match, highlighting the sealed pods and the steel grates surrounding the ring that will have fire shoot up periodically.
Jeff Murrey: Let me introduce the six women who will compete in this first-of-its-kind match. First, the Glamazon, Beth Phoenix!
The crowd roars as Beth Phoenix steps forward, nodding confidently at the camera.
Jeff Murrey: Next, the high-flying daredevil, Lita!
Lita emerges from the side, pumping her fist in the air, receiving a thunderous ovation.
Jeff Murrey: Our next competitor, the calculated and vicious Dakota Kai!
Dakota Kai walks up with a smirk on her face, determined to prove her dominance.
Jeff Murrey: The Empress of Tomorrow, Asuka!
Asuka raises her arms high, her fiery spirit evident in her eyes as she embraces the challenge.
Jeff Murrey: The powerful and imposing Raquel Rodriguez!
Raquel Rodriguez flexes her muscles, showcasing her strength and dominance.
Jeff Murrey: And finally, the trailblazing and classy Lacey Evans!
Lacey Evans struts forward, exuding confidence and elegance in equal measure.
Jeff Murrey: These six women will enter the Elimination Inferno Chamber Match, where four competitors will begin the match inside sealed pods, and two will start the brutal battle. The aim is simple: survive the flames, eliminate your opponents, and be the last woman standing.
The crowd erupts once again, captivated by the gravity of the upcoming event.
Jeff Murrey: And there’s one more thing. The winner of the Elimination Inferno Chamber Match will be crowned the Undisputed WWE Women’s Champion!
The intensity in Jeff Murrey’s voice resonates through the room, setting the stage for an unforgettable SummerSlam.
Jeff Murrey: Get ready, WWE Universe, because on that night, the women of WWE will redefine what it means to be a champion. The fire will rise, the determination will burn, and history will be made!
The backstage segment ends as the cameras focus on the graphic representation of the Elimination Inferno Chamber Match, leaving fans eager to witness this groundbreaking match at SummerSlam.
Fifth Segment
Main Event
Austin Theory versus Matt Riddle
Theory, known for his arrogance and showmanship, starts the match by taunting Riddle, trying to get under his skin. The match evolves into a display of technical skill and athleticism, with both superstars exchanging high-impact moves and near falls. Riddle’s impressive arsenal of kicks and submissions keeps Theory on his toes, but Theory counters with his own unique offense, showcasing his strength and agility. As the match progresses, the crowd rallies behind Riddle, sensing his determination to overcome Theory’s mind games. Riddle gains the upper hand and sets Theory up for his signature move, the Bro Derek. However, Theory cunningly capitalizes on a distraction caused by a ringside commotion, delivering a low blow to Riddle behind the referee’s back. With Riddle writhing in pain, Theory seizes the opportunity and rolls him up for a pinfall attempt. Knowing he needs an advantage to secure the win, Theory pulls Riddle’s tights discreetly, ensuring a solid grip. The referee counts, and to the surprise of the crowd, the three-count falls, giving Austin Theory the victory.
In an intense WWE Main Event match, Austin Theory manages to defeat Matt Riddle by utilizing underhanded tactics and pulling the tights for the pinfall. Following his victory, Theory accepts Walter’s challenge for a match at SummerSlam, setting the stage for an epic clash between these two superstars.
Vega: From the bottom of our hearts, thank you for joining us on this unforgettable ride.
Winner: Austin Theory