W.W.E. MNR 5.22.23

Monday Night Raw Results 05/22/2023

[The scene opens to the electrifying atmosphere of a packed arena, with the WWE Monday Night Raw logo prominently displayed on the big screens. The crowd roars with excitement as the cameras pan across the enthusiastic fans. The theme music of Damian Priest, accompanied by Jon Silver, Dominik Mysterio, Evil Uno, and Stu Grayson the Final Judgment, blares through the speakers.]

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Monday Night Raw! We have an explosive event for you tonight, as Damian Priest and the Final Judgment make their way to the ring!

[Dramatic music fills the arena as Damian Priest, wearing his signature black leather jacket, struts confidently down the ramp. Jon Silver, Dominik Mysterio, Evil Uno, and Stu Grayson follow closely behind, each exuding an air of menace.]

This alliance known as the Final Judgment has been causing chaos in the WWE, attacking anyone who stands in their way!

And tonight, it seems they have set their sights on Luchasaurus, a beloved fan favorite. But rumor has it that Luchasaurus has refused to join forces with Damian Priest and the Final Judgment.

[The Final Judgment enters the ring, with Damian Priest grabbing a microphone as his music fades.]

Damian Priest: (Smirking) Well, well, well, Luchasaurus, it seems you’ve made a grave mistake. We offered you a chance to stand beside us, to embrace your true potential, but you turned your back on us.

[The crowd boos as Priest’s words echo through the arena.]

Damian Priest: Luchasaurus, I am the Final Judgment, the harbinger of destruction, and tonight, you will pay the price for your defiance!

[The crowd erupts with anticipation as Luchasaurus’ theme music starts playing. Luchasaurus appears on the stage, ready for battle.]

[He enters the squared circle, staring down Damian Priest and the Final Judgement, who are eagerly awaiting their prey.]

Luchasaurus: Damian, you’re a talented competitor, but I will never join an alliance that thrives on chaos and darkness. I stand for something greater.

[The crowd erupts with applause, supporting Luchasaurus’ defiant words.]

Damian Priest: (Chuckling) Luchasaurus, your noble ideals are what make you weak. Jungle Boy makes you weak. Tonight, I’ll show you what real power is. Final Judgment, attack!

[Without hesitation, Jon Silver, Dominik Mysterio, Evil Uno, and Stu Grayson the Final Judgment pounce on Luchasaurus, overwhelming him with their combined assault. The crowd boos and screams in protest.]

Damian Priest: At the joint wrestling promotion spectacular Starrcade, I am gonna make your little dino dreams come true and give you a title shot at the greatest champion that this company and its illustrious history has ever seen. However, like your pal Jungle Boy, you will fall to the Final Judgment.

Eye on the Prize

[Backstage, Aiden English, dressed in his wrestling gear, stands alongside Chelsea Green, his new manager, who is elegantly dressed and holding a microphone. The camera crew is preparing for an interview.]

Schiavone: Ladies and gentlemen, I’m here with Aiden English and his new manager, Chelsea Green. Aiden, Chelsea, thank you for joining us. Tonight, you have an announcement to make regarding the European title. What can you share with us?

Aiden English: Thank you for having us. Tonight, I’m proud to announce that I will be challenging Matt Riddle for the European title at the upcoming Starrcade event.

[The crowd boos as Aiden raises his fist in the air, showing his determination.]

Schiavone: Aiden, that’s a huge opportunity for you. But I have to ask, why did you bring Chelsea into the mix?

Aiden English: Excellent question. You see, Chelsea here brings a wealth of knowledge and experience to the table. She’s a talented competitor in her own right, and she understands the intricacies of this business. Together, we are a force to be reckoned with.

[Chelsea Green smiles confidently as she takes the microphone.]

Chelsea Green: That’s right. Aiden and I have joined forces because we share a common goal – to dominate the European division and bring that title home. But there’s more to it than just that.

[The crowd looks intrigued, anticipating Chelsea’s explanation.]

Chelsea Green: Some of you may be wondering why I betrayed my husband, Matt Cardona, and aligned myself with Aiden. The truth is, I needed a change. Matt and I had a great run together, but we were holding each other back. We both realized that we needed to forge our own paths.

[Chelsea’s tone becomes more serious as she continues.]

Chelsea Green: Matt Riddle, you may think that I’m just a pretty face on the sidelines, but I assure you, I am much more than that. I have studied you, I have analyzed your every move, and I know your weaknesses. I will be the catalyst that propels Aiden English to victory at Starrcade and makes him the new European champion.

[Aiden nods in agreement, showing his confidence in Chelsea’s abilities.]

Schiavone: Strong words from both of you. Matt Riddle is known for his intense style and impressive skills. How do you plan to overcome such a formidable opponent?

Aiden English: Matt Riddle is undoubtedly a tough competitor, but I’ve been honing my craft for years. I’ve traveled the world, perfecting my skills in the squared circle. With Chelsea’s guidance and my determination, there’s no doubt in my mind that I will walk out of Starrcade as the European champion.

Chelsea Green: As for Matt Riddle, I’ve studied his every move, his weaknesses, and his tendencies. Aiden and I have a game plan that will dismantle his reign as champion. We will leave no stone unturned in our preparation for this match.

[The camera pans out as the interviewer wraps up the segment.]

Schiavone: Well, there you have it, folks. Aiden English and Chelsea Green are ready to take on Matt Riddle for the European title at Starrcade. It’s going to be a match for the ages. Back to you, ringside.

[The camera fades out as Aiden and Chelsea share a confident smile, ready to make their mark on the European division.]

Six Man Tag

[The WWE crowd roars with excitement as the six-man tag match is about to begin. Evil Uno, Stu Grayson, and John Silver, collectively known as The Final Judgment, make their way to the ring. They are met with a mixed reaction from the crowd. Otis, Chad Gable, and Jason Jordan enter next, receiving a thunderous ovation.]

Ring Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is a six-man tag team match scheduled for one fall! Introducing first, weighing in at a combined weight of 754 pounds, Evil Uno, Stu Grayson, and John Silver—The Final Judgment!

[The Final Judgement raises their hands, displaying their unity, as the crowd continues to voice their opinions.]

Ring Announcer: And their opponents, at a combined weight of 825 pounds, Otis, Jordan, and Gable!

[The trio of Otis, Jordan, and Gable rally the crowd, pumping their fists in the air.]

Referee: Alright, gentlemen, you know the rules. Let’s have a clean match.

[The bell rings, signaling the start of the match. Evil Uno and Jordan begin, locking up in the center of the ring. The match sees various high-impact moves, incredible displays of athleticism, and near falls by both teams.]

[After a grueling back-and-forth battle, Evil Uno manages to hit a devastating spinning clothesline on Chad Gable, securing the victory for The Final Judgment.]

Referee: Winners of the match, The Final Judgment!

[The crowd erupts into applause, impressed by the resilience of The Final Judgment. As their theme music plays, Anna Jay, accompanied by the rest of The Dark Order, confidently strides towards the ring.]

Anna Jay: Hold on just a minute!

[The crowd’s attention turns towards Anna Jay, awaiting her next move.]

Anna Jay: Referee, I need you out here right now!

[The referee obliges, entering the ring, slightly confused about what is happening.]

[Anna Jay points towards Otis, who holds the 24/7 Championship around his waist. The crowd gasps, realizing what is about to happen.]

Referee: Well, I guess this match is official. Anna Jay, you’re invoking your right to challenge for the 24/7 Championship!

[The referee signals for the match to begin, and Anna Jay wastes no time, capitalizing on a surprised Otis. After a series of low blows, Anna Jay secures the victory and becomes the new 24/7 Champion.]

Ring Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, your winner and the new 24/7 Champion, Anna Jay!

[The crowd’s reaction is a mix of shock and excitement as Anna Jay proudly raises the 24/7 Championship above her head.]

Anna Jay: But this is just the beginning. At Starrcade, Mandy Rose, I’m coming for you! The Final Judgment is on a mission to claim every WWE title, and the next one on our list is the Women’s Championship. Get ready, Mandy, because your reign is about to come to an end!

[The Final Judgment stands united, Anna Jay holding the 24/7 Championship high, as their theme music plays once again, leaving the crowd in anticipation for the upcoming showdown at Starrcade.]

Best 2 out of 3

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to a thrilling night of WWE action! Tonight, we have a special treat for you as we present a best two out of three falls match between Dominik Mysterio and Jungle Boy. The stakes are high, and both competitors are ready to give it their all.

The bell rings, and the match is underway. Dominik Mysterio and Jungle Boy circle each other in the ring, displaying their incredible athleticism and skill. They exchange a series of fast-paced maneuvers and technical holds, leaving the crowd in awe. The first fall seems to be within arm’s reach for both competitors, but it’s Dominik Mysterio who manages to catch Jungle Boy off guard with a quick roll-up pin, securing the first fall.

As the second fall begins, Jungle Boy becomes more determined than ever to even the score. He unleashes a flurry of high-flying moves and strikes, leaving Dominik Mysterio reeling. The crowd rallies behind Jungle Boy, impressed by his tenacity and skill. However, just when it seems like Jungle Boy is about to secure the second fall, Damian Priest makes his presence known.

Damian Priest, a dominant force in WWE, interferes in the match, attacking Jungle Boy behind the referee’s back. The crowd erupts in boos as Priest’s actions threaten to taint the match’s integrity. Despite the interference, Jungle Boy fights back with everything he has, displaying his incredible resilience. However, the damage has been done, and Dominik Mysterio capitalizes on the chaos, hitting Jungle Boy with his finisher and securing the second fall.

After the match, Dominik Mysterio stands tall, but the crowd is left questioning his victory due to Damian Priest’s interference. Dominik grabs a microphone and addresses the audience, acknowledging the controversy surrounding his win. He states that he’s not one to take shortcuts, but he knows that Jungle Boy would have given him an incredible challenge.

Dominik Mysterio takes a deep breath before making an announcement that sends shockwaves through the arena. He proclaims that at the upcoming Starrcade event, he will step up and challenge the Intercontinental Champion, Curtis Axel, who is known as Jeff Murrey’s golden boy. The crowd erupts in excitement at the prospect of this monumental clash for the prestigious title.

With his determination evident, Dominik Mysterio vows to prove himself as a worthy contender for the Intercontinental Championship. He promises to prepare like never before and promises the WWE Universe a match they will never forget. As he drops the microphone, the anticipation for Starrcade reaches new heights, setting the stage for an electrifying encounter between Dominik Mysterio and Curtis Axel.

Stay tuned to WWE for all the latest updates as Dominik Mysterio’s journey to Starrcade unfolds, and witness the clash of these incredible competitors at the grand event.

It is clear by the end of the show that the Final Judgment is carving out a plan for the upcoming Starrcade event!

Published by Daniel Crawford

I'm a single father of two, one of four children of a single mother (who passed at the age of 49), an activist, an aspiring public servant, an author, a podcast host, and an average member of the working class.

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