SMACKDOWN RESULTS 5/5/2023
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the final stop before the biggest event of the year, THEN NOW FOREVER! We are live from the Alamodome in San Antonio, Texas, and tonight’s show is the go-home edition of WWE Friday Night Smackdown! The stakes are higher than ever as our superstars are looking to make their final statements and leave their mark before the big event. The Alamodome is packed to the rafters with WWE fans from all over the world, and they are ready to witness the action firsthand. So get ready, because tonight, it’s all about leaving everything in the ring, and making sure that everyone knows that you were there THEN…you are here NOW… and you will be here FOREVER!
UHH RAH! UHH RAH!
The scene is set in the middle of the WWE ring, where a contract signing for THEN NOW FOREVER is about to take place. The crowd is roaring with excitement as they await the arrival of two of the biggest names in wrestling today.
The cameras pan to the stage where the WWE logo is prominently displayed. Suddenly, the music hits, and Titus O’Neil, the newest signee to WWE, makes his way down to the ring, dressed in his signature red and black gear.
Titus climbs into the ring, grabs a mic, and addresses the crowd.
Titus: “What’s up WWE Universe? It’s an honor to be here tonight, standing in this ring, in front of all of you. I’m here to make a statement, and that statement is that I am the new force to be reckoned with in this company. I’ve been waiting my whole life for this moment, and I won’t let anyone stand in my way. So, without further ado, let’s get to the matter at hand. ZEUS, let’s sign this contract!”
Suddenly, the arena goes dark, and the crowd starts to murmur in confusion. A single spotlight shines on the stage, and out comes ZEUS, dressed in his signature black and gold gear.
ZEUS: “Titus, Titus, Titus. You talk a lot, but I’ve been in this business for a long time, and I know that talk is cheap. Let me tell you something, kid. This is my house, and you’re just a guest. You might have been the big shot in other places, but here in WWE, you’re just another victim. So, let’s sign this contract and get this over with, so I can show you what real pain is all about.”
The two wrestlers take their seats at the table, and the contract is placed in front of them. They both sign, and as they stand up, ZEUS extends his hand for a handshake. Titus hesitates for a moment, but eventually shakes his hand.
ZEUS: “Welcome to WWE, Titus. May the best man win.”
Titus: “Thanks, ZEUS. I appreciate it. But just remember, I didn’t come here to play second fiddle. I’m here to be the top dog, and I won’t let anyone stand in my way.”
The crowd erupts in cheers as the two wrestlers stare each other down. It’s clear that this will be a must see match between two goliaths, and the WWE Universe can’t wait to see what’s in store for these two competitors.
INAUGURAL FATAL 4 WAY WOMEN’S TITLE MATCH
The arena is electric with excitement as the WWE Universe eagerly awaits the inaugural women’s championship match. The four competitors stand in their respective corners, each determined to come out on top.
The bell rings, and the match begins. Thunder Rosa and Shotzi Blackheart quickly team up, taking down Mandy Rose and Chelsea Green with a series of double-team maneuvers. However, the partnership is short-lived, and soon, all four women are fighting tooth and nail to gain the upper hand.
The action is fast-paced and intense, with each competitor delivering their signature moves with precision and power. Chelsea Green shows off her technical prowess, locking in a series of devastating submissions, while Thunder Rosa unleashes her trademark high-flying maneuvers. Shotzi Blackheart uses her quickness and agility to stay one step ahead of her opponents, while Mandy Rose relies on her brute strength to overpower her foes.
As the match nears its climax, it looks like anyone’s game. But in the end, it’s Mandy Rose who emerges victorious, hitting her patented pump-handle slam on Chelsea Green for the win.
The crowd erupts into cheers as Mandy Rose is crowned the inaugural women’s champion. As she celebrates in the ring, confetti raining down upon her, the other three competitors extend their hands in congratulations.
But the celebrations are short-lived, as a hooded figure suddenly emerges from the crowd. It’s Aiden English! The 24/7 Champion that has just acquired his official WWE contract. He makes his way to the ring, a sinister grin on his face.
Without warning, Aiden English attacks Chelsea Green, delivering a brutal blow to her head and knocking her unconscious. He then drags her out of the ring and into the parking lot, where he throws her into the trunk of his car and drives off into the night.
The WWE Universe watches in shock as the scene unfolds before them. What is Aiden English’s motive? Will Matt Cardona be able to rise above Aiden’s mind games before their match at THEN NOW FOREVER?
A GENERATIONAL TALENT!
The scene takes place in the WWE office, where Jeff Murrey, the WWE executive, is on the phone, deep in conversation with the newly signed Intercontinental Champion. As the camera zooms in, we can hear only one side of the conversation.
Jeff: “So, you’re Intercontinental Champion! That’s quite an achievement. I can’t wait to strap that belt on you tomorrow.”
Jeff: “Well, you certainly made an impression. The fans are talking about you, and that’s always a good thing. We’re happy to have you here in WWE.”
Jeff: “Yes, I’ve heard that you’re quite the talker. That’s all well and good, but don’t forget that this is a wrestling company. It’s not just about the microphone skills, it’s about what you can do in the ring.”
Jeff: “Of course, of course. I’m not questioning your abilities. I’m just saying that sometimes it’s better to let your actions speak for themselves. That’s how you really make a name for yourself in this business.”
Jeff: “Listen, I know you’re new here, so let me give you some advice. The road to success in WWE is not an easy one. You’re going to face some tough challenges, and there are going to be some people who try to knock you down. But if you stay focused, stay hungry, and keep pushing yourself, you can achieve anything you want. The rest are MID.”
Jeff: “Alright, I’ll let you go now. Keep up the good work, and I’ll see you tomorrow night.”
As Jeff hangs up the phone, a sly grin spreads across his face. It’s clear that he knows something that the audience doesn’t. Could it be that the new Intercontinental Champion is none other than the notorious trash-talking wrestler who has made a name for himself in another company?
Only time will tell, but one thing’s for sure: the WWE Universe is in for a wild ride.
MAKING A STATEMENT
The match between Damian Priest and Big Cass begins with both wrestlers entering the ring to a cheering crowd. Big Cass towers over Damian Priest, but Priest is unfazed as he stares down his opponent. The bell rings, and the match begins.
Big Cass starts strong, using his size and strength to push Priest around the ring. However, Priest quickly finds his footing and starts to fight back with quick strikes and kicks. Priest lands a powerful kick to Cass’s midsection, causing him to double over in pain.
Priest takes advantage of Cass’s vulnerability and lifts him up for his finisher move, the Reckoning. Priest slams Cass to the mat, and the crowd erupts with excitement as he goes for the pin.
One, two, three! Priest wins the match, but he’s not done yet. He grabs a microphone and starts to address the audience.
“Big Cass, you thought you could take me down, but you were wrong. You’re nothing compared to me, and I’m going to prove it right now.”
Priest orders Cass to get back to his feet, and when he does, Priest lands a brutal kick to Cass’s head, knocking him to the ground. Priest taunts Cass, telling him to get back up and fight.
Cass struggles to get up, but Priest doesn’t give him a chance to recover. He continues to pummel Cass with kicks and punches, humiliating him in front of the audience.
Finally, Priest stands over Cass, triumphant. “You see what happens when you mess with me?” he says, pointing down at his defeated opponent. “I am the true champion, and no one can stop me.”
The crowd cheers as Priest exits the ring, leaving Big Cass beaten and humiliated in the center of the ring.