W.W.E. MNR 4.24.23

WWE RAW Results 04/24/2023


Tony Schiavone: “Welcome to Monday Night Raw, live from the Staples Center in Los Angeles, California! The arena is packed with thousands of WWE fans, all eagerly anticipating another night of unforgettable entertainment. What will happen tonight on a show that features two men that call themselves WWE World Champion?!”

The lights dim, and the opening theme music for the Judgment Day begins to play.

As the show begins, the camera pans over to the ring, where WWE Champion, Jungle Boy stands with his best friend Luchasaurus, who was attacked by the Judgment Day before his tournament match in the WWE World Championship Tournament on the previous Smackdown. Luchasaurus stands in the ring motionless and expressionless as he waits for the other WWE World Champion, Damian Priest to enter the ring.

Priest: “Tonight is your lucky night dinosaur! I am going to give you a shot at the true world champion, I mean, that is if you have enough courage to show up this time!”

Jungle Boy: “How cute, Priest! I had a similar idea. Tonight I am going to give your lackey, Dominik Mysterio, a rematch for the title, inside of a place where criminals belong, the steel cage. But don’t worry, it will be for a shot at the only World Champion that people actually care to see…Jack Perry!”


Cameron Grimes, coming off his recent redemption against Riddle, walks into the office of Jeff Murrey, the CEO of WWE, with a confident smile on his face. Jeff looked up from his desk, surprised to see Grimes standing before him.

Jeff Murrey: “Yeah, let me call you right back. You are definitely worth six figures. We will get it ironed out. You need to be on this show. That other show is just MID.”

“Hey, Cameron. What brings you to my office today?” Jeff asked, leaning back in his chair.

“I want to challenge Matt Riddle to a match at the first Premium Event in WWE,” Cameron replied, still grinning widely.

Mr. Murrey raised an eyebrow. “Well, since Wrestlemania is now dead, our event THEN. NOW. FOREVER.is coming up on May 6th.” Jeff considered this for a moment before nodding. “Okay, I’ll see what I can do. But remember, this event is a big deal. There’s going to be a lot of competition for spots on the card.”

Cameron’s smile never wavered. “I know that, Mr. Murrey. But I’m confident I can make this happen. I’ll leave the details up to you, but please do what you can to make it work.”

Jeff nodded again, and Cameron turned to leave the room. “Thanks, Mr. Murrey. I won’t let you down,” he said, closing the door behind him.

Cameron couldn’t help but feel a surge of excitement. A match against Matt Riddle at the first Premium Event in WWE is not only history making but star making as well.


Handicap Match

Zeus versus Powerhouse Hobbs and Brian Cage

Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to tonight’s opening contest! In this corner, “weighing in at 320 pounds and standing at 6’5” tall, ZEUS! And in the other corner, we have the team of Brian Cage and Powerhouse Hobbs, Team TAZ! Weighing in at a combined weight of 540 pounds!

The bell rings, and the match begins. Cage and Hobbs charge towards ZEUS, but he uses his size to his advantage, easily swatting them away. Cage and Hobbs regroup and try again, but ZEUS sends them both flying with a double clothesline!

The two men get back up, clearly frustrated by ZEUS strength. They circle around him, trying to find an opening, but ZEUS just smirks and beckons them to come closer.

Cage charges at ZEUS, but the big man catches him mid-air and slams him down hard. Hobbs tries to attack from behind, but ZEUS sees him coming and spins around, grabbing Hobbs by the throat and lifting him off the ground!

Hobbs struggles to break free, but ZEUS just laughs and tosses him into Cage, knocking both men down. ZEUS stands over them, flexing his muscles and basking in the cheers of the crowd.

Cage and Hobbs slowly get back up, but ZEUS is ready for them. He charges forward and takes them both out with a massive double clothesline! The impact sends Cage and Hobbs flying out of the ring and onto the floor below!

The referee counts them out, and ZEUS is declared the winner! The crowd goes wild as ZEUS raises his arms in victory, proving once again that he is a force to be reckoned with in the ring!


Backstage, Freddie Prince Jr., the talent scout for the company, approached Aiden English.

“Listen, Aiden, I’ve been watching your crazy bullshit and I’m impressed with your skills,” Freddie said. “I think you have what it takes to make it in WWE, but we need to see more from you.”

“What do you mean?” Aiden asked. “I beat up Angle! I have tried signing autographs! I have been to jail!”

“Well, we need to see that you can be a champion,” Freddie replied. “If you can find a way to win a championship before the next RAW, I’ll offer you a contract with WWE.”

Aiden was thrilled at the prospect of finally earning a contract, but he knew it wouldn’t be easy to become a champion before the next RAW.

As European Champion Matt Riddle walks by, Aiden yells, “Hey bro! Give me a shot at that Euro!” Riddle replied, “No way bro, I don’t wrestle fans!

Can’t afford a lawsuit! I am allowed to see my kids again and I don’t want to jeopardize that.”


Steel Cage Match

(WWE Champion) Jungle Boy Jack Perry vs Dominik Mysterio

Introducing first, the challenger, from San Diego, California, weighing in at 200 pounds, Dominik Mysterio! The crowd boos as Dominik makes his way to the ring, determined to win his first WWE World Championship.

And his opponent, the current reigning and defending WWE World Champion, from Tarzana, California, weighing in at 170 pounds, Jungle Boy! The crowd goes wild as Jungle Boy makes his entrance, with his loyal dinosaur companion, Luchasaurus, by his side.

The steel cage is lowered, and the match begins. Dominik and Jungle Boy immediately go at each other, with both men trying to gain the upper hand. Dominik uses his speed and agility to dodge Jungle Boy’s attacks, but Jungle Boy responds with a devastating dropkick that sends Dominik crashing to the mat.

Jungle Boy climbs the cage, trying to escape, but Dominik catches him and pulls him down to the mat. The two men continue to battle it out, exchanging blows and high-flying moves.

As the match wears on, Jungle Boy starts to gain the upper hand, using his strength and technical skills to wear down Dominik. But Dominik refuses to give up, and he fights back with all his heart.

Finally, Jungle Boy climbs to the top of the cage, ready to escape and retain his championship. But Dominik manages to catch up with him, and the two men battle it out on top of the cage.

In the end, it’s Jungle Boy who emerges victorious, as he manages to knock Dominik off the cage and escape to retain his championship. The crowd goes wild as Jungle Boy celebrates with Luchasaurus, holding his championship high in the air.


(WWE Champion) Damian Priest vs Luchasaurus

It’s time for the WWE Title match, and the atmosphere in the arena is electric as Damian Priest steps into the ring to face off against Luchasaurus. The two wrestlers lock eyes, and the bell rings to signal the start of the match.

The action is fast and furious as both wrestlers give it their all. Luchasaurus shows off his incredible strength and agility, while Priest relies on his impressive technical skills to keep his opponent at bay. But just when it looks like Luchasaurus has the upper hand, Evil Uno and Stu Grayson of the Dark Order make their presence known.

The two members of the Dark Order charge down to the ring, distracting Luchasaurus and giving Priest the opportunity to land South of Heaven.

With Luchasaurus down, Priest seizes his chance and goes for the pin.

1…2…3! The crowd erupts into a chorus of boos as the referee declares Priest the winner, and the new WWE Champion. As Priest celebrates his victory, he grabs the microphone and addresses the crowd.

“Tonight, I proved that I am the best in the world. But I couldn’t have done it without the help of my followers, the Dark Order. So, from now on, the combination of the Dark Order and Judgment Day will be called The Final Judgment!”

The crowd continues to boo as Priest holds up the WWE Title belt, with Evil Uno and Stu Grayson standing by his side. It’s a new era in WWE, and The Final Judgment has arrived.

Published by Daniel Crawford

I'm a single father of two, one of four children of a single mother (who passed at the age of 49), an activist, an aspiring public servant, an author, a podcast host, and an average member of the working class.

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