Press Release from the Desk of Mickey Mouse (4/4/23)

Mmouse Enterprises

Chairman’s HQ

Knoxville, Tennessee

April 4, 2023

From the desk of Chairman Mouse: “In six days, the PWI will return from our quarterly break, and we will continue to bring you the best action in the industry. The cards for our upcoming broadcasts next week will be revealed in full on the website by the end of the day, and that will be complete with an important change to the events schedule. From now on, “Ascendants” will be moved from its Saturday timeslot to a new timeslot on Thursdays, while our Live Shows will take place anywhere between Friday and Sunday each week.

I see this change as best for our talent to get the rest they need from week to week, as our commitment to being the premier brand of entertainment in the world remains resolute. Finally, I am announcing that next year’s Wrestle Mania – the tenth installment thereof – will be the final installment, and it is my objective that it will absolutely not be hosted by the HCW. They will have their moment to hijack this grand spectacle this year, but the time has come to retire this show once and for all…with a bang.”

Respectfully submitted by:

Mmouse Enterprises Spokesman, Lawrence Mason

Published by Daniel Crawford

I'm a single father of two, one of four children of a single mother (who passed at the age of 49), an activist, an aspiring public servant, an author, a podcast host, and an average member of the working class.

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