Higher Level Wrestling News: As of August 1st, 2022 (Prior to the Premiere)

HLW C.E.O. Camden Cross offered the following communications from July 30th, 2022:

(3:07pm): “Breaking News!! With only two days away from Rocky Mountain Mayhem, Matt Cardona is out and Dexter Lumis is in! Mr. Cardona has sustained a bicep tear during training.

(3:38pm) “Matt Cardona: “This is bullsh**! I can’t believe this match is going to happen without me. How are you going to decide who the Higher Level World Champion is, without the highest level wrestler in the match? Dexter Lumpyass is taking my place?! For the love of everything, I hope Dextard becomes your first paper champ and that stoner Riddle doesn’t win! What a disgrace that would be.”

Published by Daniel Crawford

I'm a single father of two, one of four children of a single mother (who passed at the age of 49), an activist, an aspiring public servant, an author, a podcast host, and an average member of the working class.

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