BREAKING NEWS: Mmouse Enterprises signs another major Female Prospect!

Mmouse Enterprises

Chairman’s HQ

Knoxville, Tennessee

July 24th, 2022

As of 9:05pm, EST, Mmouse Enterprises signed yet another female talent! This young woman spent the afternoon telling Mickey and Vinnie how she is “that bitch” and how they would be “stupid” to pass this opportunity up! Please welcome new sensation Jade Cargill!!

In related news, with HLW signing Thunderosa, the three way deal with HCW and PWI has been compromised after AEW secured Goldberg’s contract. More on this tomorrow!

Respectfully submitted by:

Mmouse Enterprises Spokesman, Lawrence Mason

Published by Daniel Crawford

I'm a single father of two, one of four children of a single mother (who passed at the age of 49), an activist, an aspiring public servant, an author, a podcast host, and an average member of the working class.

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