BREAKING: Megan Mouse announces new talent acquisitions & more

STANFORD, Connecticut — We here at All Elite Wrestling have also been hard at work negotiating new talents during what I’ve always referred to as the “pre-season sweeps,” that is, the battle between promotions that typically takes place this time of year, in which we see the most new talent acquisitions in all promotions.

In keeping with said tradition, I’m proud to announce the following additions to the roster:

Lance Archer: Hailing from the United States, this talented performer has wreaked havoc on the indies. Often times towering over his opponents, Archer is known for his powerhouse offense.

Jake Hagar: We have successfully re-negotiated the contract with Hagar, whose contract had previously lapsed.

Wardlow: Not much is known about this man, but he hails from Cleveland, OH and is an up and coming talent on the Ohio circuit. I’ve heard nothing but the best about him, and I’m honored to have him join the ranks.

Additionally, the following superstars have declared for the premiere episode battle royal:

  1. Kurt Angle
  2. Dolph Ziggler
  3. Chris Jericho
  4. Vader
  5. Cody Rhodes
  6. Roman Reigns
  7. Rey Mysterio Jr.

Announced thus far:

  1. Brock Lesnar
  2. AJ Styles
  3. MJF
  4. Kenny Omega
  5. Sammy Guevara
  6. Kurt Angle
  7. Dolph Ziggler
  8. Chris Jericho
  9. Vader
  10. Cody Rhodes
  11. Roman Reigns
  12. Rey Mysterio Jr.

Additional programming and roster updates are still to come!

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